Jasilineshadowwolf16 asks, "Johnny, Roy, Cap, Mike, Marco...and Chet is last. What call did you hate the most and why? Also KYAAAAAA I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! I so wanna ride in the squad! Eeeeeek! <3"
Chet: Oh, the squad! Huh? Don't you mean the engine?
Mike: *nods* Got a point there. Everyone loves the engine.
Johnny: *rolls eyes*
Chet: I hate those calls in the middle of the night, then it comes in as a false alarm when we're almost there.
Johnny: Chet! Why did you go first!?!? She specifically said you last.
Chet: You were taking too long. Besides, I just couldn't resist the urge to trample on your precious moment of fame.
Johnny: Oh, really? Is that how were going to play now? Attacking my confidence to answer a simple question. Such a savage!
Chet: Alright, then. Your turn once again. Hurry before anyone steals your answer, your precious... moment... of... fame.
Johnny: Stop referring to that as my *fingers air quotes* "precious moment of fame"
Chet: What? Don't you like that term?
Cap: *comes out of office* Hey, hey, hey. *walks in between them and pushes them apart* You're right outside my office! I'm trying to make a phone call to the chief and you're just over here bickering about nothing.
Marco: Ooooo... Someone's in trouble. I think now would be a good time to warm up a bean burrito and watch a movie. The best film around is reality at Station 51.
Chet: I want a burrito. Can you make me one?
Marco: Sorry, Chet, only non-cast members can get burritos. After the movie, you're welcome to take one. Emphasis on one.
Chet: Stingy, stingy.
Roy: *laughs* Sounds like a good idea, Marco! Count me in.
Mike: Let's make it a threesome.
Marco: Sure, the more, the merrier! We'll still be able to hear them inside the kitchen anyways. They're loud enough.
Cap: They sure are but I hope to change that.
Chet: On, no.
Cap: Chet, I don't know what it is with you. Do you like latrine duty? Is it your new hobby?
From the kitchen: *someone sprays water out of their mouth* *all three eprupt in laughter*
Marco: There's a fire in this firehouse.
Mike: And it's not in the spicy Mexican food.
Roy: Never been a more true statement.
Back to the garage...
Chet: No, of course not. Who does? I'd be happy to hand it right over to anyone!
Johnny: *holds back laughter*
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