katieurbanjonas asks "Have any of you guys ever thought about retirement?"
Johnny: Retirement? Huh. No, not until now. But I guess I have been a firefighter awhile. I feel old now. Haha! Maybe Hank, but not me yet.
Roy: That's crazy to think that some of us could be retiring in a couple of years.
Chet: No, not me. I'm still young and the girls know it. It will be a long time 'till I retire.
Johnny: *rolls eyes* Alright, Baby Chet. In your dreams.
Cap: Well, I can't retire, yet. I have to be Chief after McConkie retires. I just can't believe he still hasn't retired. He was a nightmare. Ha! He still is. Can't wait till he retires.
Chet: *glances out the window* Speak of the devil.
Cap: *whips head around* What! Where?!?! *opens the blinds with his fingers and peeks out*
Everyone except Cap: *holds in the laughter*
Cap: Oh, no. I don't have time for this. *turns around* What are you guys standing around for!?
*mumbling at the same time*
Johnny: Wait, what?
Marco: Is he serious?
Mike: Apparently.
Roy: Is this actually--
Chet: Yes--
Cap: Why would I joke about something like this? Go! *pushes them forward* We can chat later.
Everyone: *scrambles to the cabinet, piling over each other*
Johnny: That's my helmet!
Chet: No, it's not!
Johnny: Chet, it--
Cap: Shut up!
Everyone except Cap: *glances at each other, still wondering if it is a joke*
Chief McConkie: *walks in the door*
Johnny: *mumbles* Seriously. It's still my helmet.
Everyone: *stands at attention*
Cap: Oh, Chief McConkie! How nice to see you again! *smiles through clenched teeth* *shakes hand*
Johnny: *rolls eyes* *thinks* Yeah, sure Cap. He's a nightmare and you can't wait till he retires, but it's nice to see him again.
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