Maximoff_Wanda asks "Did you watch Beauty and the Beast?"
Roy: I saw it. Joanne, the kids, and I all went to see it.
Johnny: How was it?
Roy: It was pretty good. The girls had a really good time. Chris and I weren't too excited about it.
Johnny: I didn't see it, yet.
Chet: You watch Disney, Johnny?
Johnny: Well, I never really cared about Disney movies. I just always thought they were too overrated. But when I dated a girl who absolutely loved... and by loved I mean obsessed with Disney, we watched a few Disney movies in the theaters. So, after dating her I actually watched a couple of Disney movies at home by myself.
Chet: Wow, Johnny. I didn't realize you were a Disney fanatic now.
Johnny: *rolls eyes* Well, at least I'm not obsessed with those cheesy horror movies you watch all the time.
Chet: *shrugs* What can I say? They're good, especially when I can't sleep. *smiles* You should try it out when you can't sleep, Johnny.
Johnny: Never. I would be horrified by the pure cheesiness.
Chet: Sorry, Johnny. Your loss.
Johnny: How would a horror movie help you, much less me fall asleep?
Chet: Well, from you've told me... you'd either fall asleep from all the cheesiness or you would be traumatized for life from the cheesy horror movie.
Johnny: Okay... wow, big difference.
Chet: Yep, only one or the other. There's no in between. *shakes head* I'm sorry, Johnny. You're going to be traumatized by the cheese.
Johnny: Cheese?
Chet: Yep. I'm a professional horror cheese psychiatrist.
Johnny: Definitely one of the first.
Chet: Sure, that's what makes me the best of the best. I set the standard.
Roy: *mumbles* How we got from the Beauty and the Beast movie to cheese is something I will never understand. *walks away*
Johnny: I'm with you, Roy. *shakes head*
Chet: You were the first to mention cheese in its best form. The cheesiest cheese of all the cheesy cheese. *mumbles* But you know what I need. *opens refrigerator* My favorite place in the whole station. Ah, yes there you are! *grabs string cheese*
Johnny: *stares at Chet* *thinks* Who do I work with?
Chet: What? You want one? *gives Johnny a cheesy smile*
A/N: I wrote this late at night before going to bed. I don't know how I got from Beauty and the Beast to cheese either, Johnny. I know it's crazy. I decided to post it anyway. Lol
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