katieurbanjonas asks "What's your favorite instrument to play, or that you want to learn how to play?"
Marco: I play the guitar.
Mike: I play a little piano and guitar.
Johnny: I play the bagpipes, trombone, and guitar.
Chet: Wait a sec there, Johnny. I must admit you can play the guitar, but you certainly cannot claim you can play the bagpipes or the trombone.
Johnny: Haha, you're just jealous of what I can do!
Chet: Trust me, Johnny. I don't want to play the bagpipes or trombone like you do. It literally almost ruined my life! It burned my eardrums in a way that... *awkwardly trying to figure out how to say it* in a way that should not happen.
Roy: *peeks eyes over a newspaper he's reading* *shakes head*
Johnny: My skills have improved.
Chet: *shakes his head* No, I can't believe it.
Johnny: Want me to prove you wrong? My bagpipes and trombone are right over here. *starting to walk away*
Roy: *mumbles* Oh, no. This can't be good.
Chet: No, no, no, Johnny! I don't want you to prove me wrong. You know what? How about I just give in and say this? Haha! *says not genuinely* Yes, Johnny, I know that you can play those instruments... and play them well.
Johnny: I'm going to go start playing them! Watch out everyone for a surprise for your ears.
Chet: Oh, please! Let's not get back into this whole thing again!
Johnny: *walks away*
Chet: Make that watch out everyone! Johnny's going to burn a hole in your eardrum with his terrible noises!
Johnny: More like watch out everyone! Johnny's going to blow this house down tonight!
Roy: Yeah, he will. *says sarcastically* Thanks again, Chet! Thanks a lot! Now he's going to explode our eardrums. We'll be deaf for life.
Johnny: *plays the bagpipes*
Roy: Oh, great Chet. Just great. I didn't think this was possible. His skills have gotten even worse.
Cap: *closes the door to his office* *still hears it faintly* Ah, much better. Haha!
Marco: *shakes head*
Mike: Oh, no.
Everyone except Johnny: *groans*
Johnny: *smiles*
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