WhatamIdoinghereidk asks "What is the scariest thing you've gone through together?"
Cap: Well, first of all no one can forget that virus. In my opinion that was the worst. Johnny got it. Roy could have got it, but thank goodness he didn't. Then Tim Duntley caught it, even passed away from it. And even Dr. Brackett caught the virus.
Johnny: Yeah, must admit that was something scary.
Roy: Well, of course we can't forget about that snakebite Johnny took in the leg. Or that one time he got hit by a car. There's been so many times we've almost lost Johnny.
Chet: Man, Johnny why are you always getting hurt?
Johnny: I don't know, Chet. I'm sure not doing it on purpose.
Chet: Face it, Johnny. You're a klutz. We're going to have to assign another paramedic to take care of you and all of your little mishaps.
Roy: *smiles* I gotta admit, Chet, that would come in handy.
Johnny: *shakes head in silence* Hey, you know something. Roy has got hurt quite a few times himself. Roy, remember when you got in a vehicle accident in an ambulance? And when you almost fell off a waterfall?
Roy: I would rather not, to be honest. But remember when that English guy saved your life, Johnny? You almost fell off a scaffold on heavy machinery, but then he pulled him you up.
Johnny: Yeah there's been so many incidents we've all come close. Remember when Captain got electrocuted?
Cap: I'd rather not. I was sore for a week.
Chet: Yeah, and remember when Capt thought he had arthritis? That was crazy. He thought he would have to quit his job, because of what he thought was arthritis?
Cap: Chet.
Chet: Yeah, what's up Capt?
Cap: I don't want you to repeat that. *fake smile* Okay?
Chet: *nervously says* Alright. Whatever you say, Cap. Roger that. 10-4. *salutes*
Cap: Chet, what about when you thought you had really bad eyesight.
Johnny: Yeah, Chet. What about that?
Cap: Let me handle this, Johnny.
Everyone: *looks at Chet*
Chet: *says with a quivering voice* Come on, guys. I told you a million times that I was just playing along with you guys. You can't really believe that I actually thought that. I mean, I didn't think I was that good of an actor. Ha. Ha.
Everyone: *shakes their head and walks away*
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