Ask Johnny Gage and Roy DeSoto (Requests are CLOSED)

Weirdest Call? @-amber_king-

-amber_king- asks: Johnny and Roy, what's the weirdest call you've responded to?

Johnny: I'm glad you brought this up. The last time I told this to my girlfriend, she thought I was making it all up. I didn't believe it myself and I was there! Anyways, it all started on a nice, quiet day.

Roy: We responded to what we thought was a normal heart attack victim call.

Johnny: It was a normal heart attack victim call. When we arrived on scene...

Roy: *laughs* It was a circus by the way.

Johnny: Yeah, so here's where the weird part starts. When got up to the heart attack victim, there was a mime standing there. So, we started working on the heart attack victim and got him stabilized. Then, this mime kept bothering us.

Chet: And? Go on, Johnny.

Johnny: Well, Chet, he acted like he was trapped in a box and screaming for help. And he followed me around wherever I went. I mean, to the ambulance, then to the squad.

Chet: Why couldn't you just drive away?

Johnny: That's just it. I couldn't... because...

Chet: Come on, Johnny. It's like I have to drag this out of you.

Johnny: *mumbles* I can't believe I'm going to tell you this.

Chet: *evil laugh* *whispers to himself* Where's my popcorn?  I can tell this is going to be some good stuff!

Johnny: It was like he really needed help to get out of this box. So, I don't really know why I did. But I stayed behind while Roy left for the hospital. I just saw his terrified face and it was like he needed help.

Chet: *laughs between talking* How did I not hear about this? It's like a sci-fi movie.

Johnny: I don't know, Chet. Where were you? Oh yeah, I remember now. You were watching your favorite movie. The Thing that Ate the World.

Chet: What? It's a good movie!

Johnny: Anyways, then just as I was about to leave, I heard someone yell, "The lion is loose!"

Chet: How crazy could it get? Right!

Johnny: *nods* At this moment, it became more dangerous than weird. *dramatic pause* They didn't know where it was. Then suddenly, it growled behind us.

Chet: So... what happened?!?

Johnny: You know, I could just leave you hanging.

Chet: No, not a cliff hanger!

*tries getting an ending from Johhny for a long time* *eventually walks away*

Johnny: This really did happen. But know one believes me. Oh, you want to know how I got away and survived. I did what any sane person would do. I ran. The end.

No, no. I'm kidding. They told me that this lion had no teeth.

A/N: I tried to think of something weird to write and I don't know why this came to mind. Lol Hope you enjoyed it, even though it's stupid.