22mhieston asks, "Mike, why do you never talk?"
Chet: I've always wondered that, too. He's probably plotting to kill us all. *narrows eyes at Mike*
Roy: *laughs* *picturing what Chet said to be true*
Johnny: Okay... You obviously have a serious addiction to those cheesy horror movies and it's becoming a problem.
Chet: No, Johnny! *crosses arms* Want me to remind the world what you did yesterday!? That's what's becoming the real issue here!
Cap: Alright, guys. Break it up. Break it up. I think this is why Mike never talks. Just let the man speak for once in his life.
Chet: *whispers* We will finish this! That sandwhich was mine!
Johnny: *whispers back* But it was just sitting there. Alone. And afriad. I just couldn't let a wonderful piece of art go to waste.
Chet: Really? You don't know it was mine even with my name written all over the napkin???
Johnny: What napkin? I was looking at the sandwhich.
Cap: Ahem. Do you guys want latrine du--
Chet: No, no, no, Cap. It's all good here. *glares at Johnny* Isn't it, Johnny?
Johnny: *nods*
Mike: I don't really know to be honest. I've always been that way, even growing up. I guess I'm an introvert. I tend to like watching or listening to people talk rather than actually talking. This place sure takes the cake for that. And I guess, you're right, Cap. I don't really want to get involved in the drama.
Cap: I feel your pain, Mike. I have to get involved. It's my job to keep the peace in the firehouse and make sure it doesn't burn to the ground. *looks at all his men*
Marco: I'm just glad you didn't accuse me of heating things up with my chili recipe from back home.
Cap: I wouldn't do that, Marco. I love your chili... as hot as it may be.
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