A/N: Thank you WaterfallRainbows for helping me with this one.
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SWsaber asks "What is the oddest girl you've ever dated?"
Johnny: Well, this one girl was really crazy. And even embarrassed me...
Chet: Oh, I can't wait to hear about this one!
Johnny: Get out of here. Will ya, Chet?
Chet: Really? I'd hate to miss it.
Johnny: Do I hear Cap calling you Chet? Do I?
Chet: Okay, okay. I'll leave. *distant calling* Cap?
Johnny: Anyways we were at a restaurant. She ordered oysters. When she got those oysters that's when all the trouble began...
*flashback music plays*
The girl: Oh, aren't they the most wonderful thing. Bla, bla, bla (Johnny doesn't listen for awhile) And that's how you get a pearl."
Johnny narrating: She slurped the oyster, spilling some of the liquid on her chin. Then doesn't wipe her mouth with a napkin!
The girl: *burps*
Johnny narrating: Meanwhile I'm getting sick and ends up chocking on my food.
The girl: Are you okay? Oh no, you're chocking! *performs the Heimlich Maneuver on Johnny*
Everyone around them: Are you okay?
Johnny: I'm fine! I really am!
Johnny narrating: One the way home I didn't say a word. But she was talking a mile a minute. I just couldn't shut her up. I'd hate to admit it, but then my night just got worse. A cop pulled me over.
Police officer: Oh! Hey, Johnny. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Johnny: No.
Police officer: Johnny, you were speeding.
The girl: Oh, you know each other?
Johnny: Come on Jerry, today was a tough day. *whispers* She did the Heimlich maneuver on me. Can you imagine that? I'm a paramedic!
The officer: Sorry, Johnny. Even though you had a tough day, I can't let you off the hook. I just gotta do my job. You know how it is.
*exits flashback*
Chet: Hey, this girl. Was she blonde or brunette?
Johnny: She was a blonde.
Chet: Oh, I get it. Dumb blonde. Ha ha.
Johnny: Chet!! How much of this have you heard?!
Chet: Oh, just enough to tell the whole story to all the guys at every station in LA.
Johnny: Chet, you wouldn't dare.
Chet: Hey, Marco! You wanna hear a good one?
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