WhatamIdoinghereidk asks "What's your most awkward moment?"
Chet: Nothing's coming to mind here.
Johnny: Oh, come on Chet. You can't be serious. Everyone has awkward moments.
Chet: Like the one you're going to have, when I tell you I was being sarcastic.
Johnny: *slightly blushes*
Chet: Are you blushing, Johnny? Awkward.
Johnny: Don't make it weird, Chet. Well, I can't believe I'm going do this, but I'm going to. I was going to get engaged at one point in my life. A girl named, Valerie and I were all set to get married, but then the tones went off. I thought it was like any other day. But little did I know that this call would change my whole future.
Chet: Wait, Johnny. Why are you making it extra dramatic? It's not like this is a movie trailer. Well, actually we don't know that for sure. For all we know there could be hidden cameras. *searches walls for hidden cameras*
Johnny: Chet, stop. It's just to make it more interesting. And to be honest you're not helping! *sigh* Anyways, I responded to a call about a boy who got an animal bite. Let me tell you that boy was a brat. He bit the dog. Obviously, it's going to bite back. Then Valerie came running up. That brat was hers. I met two other little surprises she didn't tell me about. One asked me how much money I made. And the other kept picking its nose and saying, "Dadda". Then the brat asked me, "Are you going to be my new father?" then bit my leg. (Watch Emergency! Season 4 Episode 12)
Roy: When taking about awkward moments, the biggest one that pops up in my mind is when Johnny and I were doing a firefighting demonstration on television.
Johnny: Aw, Roy. Do you have to bring this up? Maybe we can just skip this one. Huh? I mean it was awkward for me too, ya know.
Roy: I know that. But awkward moment is the question of the day, and we're going to answer it.
Johnny: Okay, go on.
Roy: At the firefighting demonstration Johnny was supposed to be doing a certain line, but he got a little stage fright.
Chet: A little!? It was totally silent at the beginning. And he times he did talk were basically full of uhs, ums and "There's a breeze." You made us, firemen, look like fools.
Johnny: *facepalms, then mumbles* Why?
(Watch Emergency! Season 6, Episode 13)
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