Slender_Girl_ asks "What's your favorite food?"
Chet: My Irish Chili. I'm such a good cook. *smiles cheesily*
Marco: Hmm... Can I say two? Okay, I've grown up with Mexican beans and rice. And I also like putting eggs in chili. Delicioso! Bueno times.
Johnny: Umm... Hotdogs and hamburgers. Simple stuff.
Chet: Simple stuff for a simple guy.
Johnny: Hey, I'm not that simple.
Chet: When you say your favorite food is hotdogs and hamburgers, I gotta say you're simple.
Johnny: *puts hands on hips*
Chet: Would you have rather been called lame?
Johnny: Not as lame as you are for picking your own dish!
Chet: *raises eyebrows* Oh, really? Is this how we're gonna play then? Huh? How would you like me to tell the world what you did last week?
Johnny: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Chet: Hahaha! You--
Cap: *rolls eyes* Kelly.
Chet: Oh! Oh, hey Cap. Forgot you were standing there. How you doing?
Cap: Good, Kelly. Real good. Unfortunately, that means it's not so good for you. Latrine duty.
Chet: Okay, Cap. *walks away*
Cap: Seems to be his favorite chore. *shakes his head like a parent*
Johnny: Hahaha! How does it feel now, Chester B.? Have fun playing in the toilet water!
Cap: Hey, Johnny. Would you like to join in on the fun of latrine duty? Maybe... Uh... help him out?
Johnny: No, Cap. I wouldn't care to, Sir. Wouldn't want to take away from Chet's fun.
Cap: Are you sure? I think he'd be happy, maybe overjoyed to let you join him.
Johnny: No, thanks.
Cap: Anyways, my favorite food is clam chowder. I guess that's why I make it so much here at the station. It's also got great ratings by Dr. Early.
Mike: I like fish, but we rarely have that... Well, when it's done right. I also like steak and barbecue.
Roy: I always like trying something new, but I like different casseroles Joanne makes. And of course steak and barbecue.
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