Maximoff_Wanda asks "Can any of you dance?"
Everyone: *looks at each other*
Chet: *thinks* Someone's gotta break the ice. *asks aloud* Didn't you dance way back in the day, Johnny?
Johnny: No, I don't know where you're getting that from. Wait...
Chet: *smiles innocently*
Johnny: You're calling me old, then.
Chet: *silence*
Johnny: Well?
Chet: No comment.
Johnny: Well, if I'm old that makes you old, too.
Chet: Back to the question, Johnny. Seriously, you keep driving me crazy. I hate it when we get off track. The question was 'Can any of you dance?'.
Johnny: *rolls his eyes*
Everyone: *looks at each other in silence*
Chet: I'm hungry. *looks in refrigerator*
Roy: Come on, guys. We've all danced before.
Chet: Maybe when we were younger... *grabs string cheese* Ooo...
Roy: Well, that counts. I can ball room dance.
Johnny: Classic. Trust me. I tried dancing. It's cool. Most of the time it looks so easy. But gotta admit. I can't do it.
Mike: I can dance a little.
Johnny: What?!
Marco: Why didn't you tell us this before?
Mike: I don't know. I never really thought too much about it. Besides, I only took it up as a little hobby. I'm not even that good. I haven't had much time to practice.
Chet: *mumbles* Mmm... So good.
Everyone: *looks at him*
Chet: *looks up* What?
Everyone: *shakes their head*
Chet: Was I supposed to... um... starve to death?!?! Oh! Wait... Mike, did you say you dance? I didn't know that. *takes another nibble at his string cheese*
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