SWsaber asks "Who's the sweetest?"
Chet: Shh! *whispers* Don't tell the rest of the guys that I'm answering your questions. I've decided to do it now. Anyways, let's get started. *pauses* Okay, how about you guys go first.
*silence for a second*
Chet: Alright. Got nothing? Okay, I'll go first. I'm the sweetest. Why? I don't think I have to give any reasons or evidence for that. So, anyways, I'm the sweetest. Any objections, guys? *pauses* Got nothing again? Alright. Looks like that's settled. Make sure to vote, comment, follow. I think that's it. Talk to you later--
The rest of the guys: *walks into the room*
Johnny: Chet!?! What are you doing?
Chet: I'ya... Ha. Ha. You totally did not see me just answer any questions. Did you? *cringes*
Cap: Uh... No we didn't, but uh, we do now.
Johnny: Yeah, to be honest it was kind of obvious. You said what you did out loud. Not to mention you were literally cringing.
Chet: Oh, I knew I was going to do something wrong.
Johnny: Tisk, tisk. Chet, we caught you red-handed and there's nothing you can do about it now. Nothing... Nothing... *says with a purposely echoing voice*
Cap: You know, Chet when we started answering questions from the fans, we expected you might consider doing something like this.
Chet: Really? I guess that makes this better then.
Johnny: Wrong!
Cap: Johnny, even though you're right, I've told you before to let me take care of this. And Chet, I didn't finish. We expected you might consider doing something like this, but we didn't think you would actually do it.
Chet: Oh! Sorry.
Cap: Okay, so what was the question?
Chet: The question was 'Who's the sweetest?'
Cap: Alright. We're going to honestly vote on who the sweetest is. And you can't vote for yourself. I'm gonna say Marco.
Roy: Me too, Cap. I'm voting Marco.
Johnny: *nods* Marco.
Mike: Marco.
Chet: *shrugs and nods* Marco.
Marco: I'm voting for Roy. But guys, why are you all voting for me?
Cap: I don't know the rest of you, but remember that quartet singing contest we entered at a fireman's picnic?
Everyone: *nods*
Johnny: We won an award.
Mike: And remember, Marco, you gave it to your mom.
Marco: Aww... guys. You didn't have to say that. I'm actually surprised you all remember that. You guys are the sweetest for saying that I'm the sweetest. Thanks, guys!
Cap: Alright guys, break it up. Back to work. Get back to cleaning the station and trucks. We gotta hurry. The chief is gonna be here any time.
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