southp asks "Has the alarm ever scared you when it alerts?"
Chet: Are you kidding me? I've never been scared when the bell goes off. Johnny on the other hand...
Johnny: *looks suspiciously at Chet* Oh really, Chet?
Chet: *nods* Really.
Johnny: What about that one time in the middle of the night when you sleeping like a baby?
Chet: Yeah, what about it? *whispers to Johnny* Actually, don't answer that question.
Johnny: *smiles* The alarm went off and when you sat up, you looked as if you'd seen a ghost in your nightmare. Now, Chet, don't tell me you weren't scared then.
Chet: Oh, Johnny, I guess you're right. The alarm only scared me that one time. We're only human. Right, Roy?
Roy: Right. We can't be like robots. I think all of us have jumped one time or another when the tones go off. I'm going to admit here and now that I have jumped when the alarm went off plenty of times.
Johnny: At least you're honest, Roy. Chet on the other hand...
Chet: Oh, you're funny, Johnny. Real funny.
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