ColdAndSpeedRocks asks "Okay, Chet. Why do you pull pranks?"
Chet: It's fun. I don't know. Why do you go to birthday parties or jump on the trampoline?
*silence*
Johnny: That comparison did not make any sense.
Chet: Well, playing pranks are fun. What can I say? They make me laugh.
Johnny: No, it depends what the prank is, who you're playing it on and how long they take to figure our that it's a prank.
Chet: What? Don't you mean--
Johnny: I meant what I said.
Chet: What do you mean? You're the butt of the pranks most of the time.
Johnny: Correction: half of the time
Chet: What? I'm confused.
Johnny: Yep. Sure are. So confused.
Chet: Explain. *crosses arms*
Johnny: The phantom never explains.
Chet: Johnny, are you sick? Did you eat something that upset your stomach? You must have a fever. Because you... are not... the phantom.
Johnny: *says in creepy voice* Just wait for it, Kelly. Just wait a little longer. *slowly backs away*
Chet: Okay. Sure. Like there's anything to be afraid of.
Johnny: *exits room*
Chet: *looks around cautiously* *inspects couch* * slowly sits* *searches television remote for zappers* *shrugs* *turns on TV*
Johnny: *secretly watches from the door, connecting the garage and the kitchen*
Chet: *leans back in chair* *snaps head around to glance at the ceiling* *narrows eyes*
Johnny: *tries to control his laughter*
Chet: *opens cupboards a crack and peeks inside* *looks outside through windows* *stomach growls* Aha! In the refrigerator! *opens refigerator a crack* Nothing? Really Gage? Where's the prank? Where's the little--
*tones go off*
Chet: *jumps out of his skin*
Dispatcher: Engine 51, respond to a dumpster fire at...
Cap: *writes down address*
Johnny: *laughs hysterically* Perfect timing! It wasn't even planned. There was never even a prank! Gotcha!
Chet: *glares at Johnny as they pull away*
Johnny: *continues to laugh*
Roy: You know sometimes you scare me. But that's was awesome!
Johnny: Does this designate me as the new and possibly improved phantom?
Roy: Don't push your luck. You know I can even hear Chet now. That's weird.
Chet: *faint calls* The phantom will return!
Johnny: We might as well enjoy ourselves until then. It'll be a long night, but it was worth it.
Roy: I don't know. You sure?
Johnny: Absolutely, totally, and completely sure. That's 300% sure. You gonna argue with that?
Roy: Your game. Your win. Your loss. I have a pretty good peaceful relationship with the phantom. I'd like to keep it that way. I don't want to break the ice between us.
Johnny: Okay... That could mean anything. I am the phantom, remember? The dark knight of pranks?
Roy: *shakes head* *walks away*
Johnny: Come on, Roy. That's even more confusing! Work with me! I'm your best friend!
Roy: *continues to walk away*
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