ColdAndSpeedRocks asks "Roy, what would you do if you met Captain Cold?"
Roy: What? Who's that? I have no idea.
Chet: Well, Roy, according to my long and complicated culculations... *looks down at paper* you would die of frostbite unless you were in a burning house when Star Labs exploded from a particle accelerator machine. Then you would have some fire power!
Roy: What do you mean? I'm not cool enough?
Chet: No, like fire shooting out of your hands or something. Like a superhero.
Roy: *gives a confused look* Why would I want that?
Chet: Can't picture yourself doing that?
Roy: No.
Chet: Well, I don't blame you. There's a lot that comes with being a superhero.
Johnny: Is this another one of your crazy TV shows you watch at night?
Chet: No, I'm actually a superhero. *stands tall, crosses arms, stares into space* *looks back at them, uncrosses arms* Yeah, but seriously I promise guys, it's way better than the other shows I watch.
Johnny: Uh, huh. I've tried watching plenty of those that are "better". Never really struck a cord with me.
Chet: No, seriously, guys. This show. It's called The Flash. It's amazing! It will blow your mind!
Johnny: Uh, huh. Sure.
Roy: Wait, did you say The Flash? My kids have been watching that. I've been working a lot lately so I haven't really got into the show.
Johnny: Well, if your kids like it... I've gotta check it out. Gotta keep up with the times, man.
Chet: *grins*
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