Ask Johnny Gage and Roy DeSoto (Requests are CLOSED)

Johnny Crying? @Jasilineshadowwolf16

Jasilineshadowwolf16 asks, "Hey Johnny! *waves grinning* Anyway, this question is for everyone. Yes including you, Chet. But if I hear one remark outta you I'll..... Talk to Cap. *grins evilly and scary* Okay, have you guys ever seen Johnny cry? And if you did, what would do to help him calm down? I think Cap would go into what I call 'daddy mode' you know...not fussin' 'bout it but you know comforting and huggin' and askin' what's wrong. And I bet Roy would go in big brother mode as well as Mike, Marco, and Chet. Am I right? *giggles*"

Chet: *nods* *zips his mouth and throws away the imaginary key*

Cap: Can't say that could have worked any better than it did. I didn't hear one peep. Not even one.

Johnny: Well, would'ya look at that!

Roy: *walks up* Look at what?

Johnny: A Chester B. Kelly in his own habitat. And he's silent. Can you believe it?

Marco: Don't get too excited, Johnny!

Johnny: I know, but this is like 10 times better than the zoo.

Marco: This has been quotes by Johnny. Marco speaking for Chet. I know Chet would've said this. 

Chet: *mouths* Thank you.

Roy: We've gotta start a collection of Johnny's quotes one of these days.

Johnny: Hey, partner! That should be Quotes from Station 51. I shouldn't take all of the credit. Right?

Cap: Anyways, on to the question, people. We've got things to do, people to help today. Johnny, do you ever cry? Have we ever seen you cry?

Johnny: *silence* Well... *clears throat* I... Uh... It, unfortunately, does happen.

Chet: *nods*

Johnny: *rolls eyes* Oh, shut up, Chet.

Chet: Hey, hey, hey. I didn't say anything. Right, Cap?

Cap: No remarks heard here.

Johnny: I know, but you nodded. I know what you were thinking.

Chet: But I didn't say anything. You can't charge me anything on that!

Cap: Focus here, children, focus on the question here.

Johnny: Right, Cap. Business. *glares at Chet*

Cap: Yes, Johnny. Business and only business. *takes a deep breath* Ah, you smell that, men? That's what I like. No nonsense. Just fresh, clean air.

Johnny: *mumbles* Cap is getting crazier.

Marco: I know, right? By the day.

Roy: Is anyone else starting to worry about him?

Mike: Yeah, I am. I think we're to blame. Chet has caused him to go crazy.

Chet: Hey, I wouldn't say that. It's us all actually.

Johnny: You know, I think I've heard of this before. Years in management will do that to a man his age. Only a matter of time before it gets to him.

Mike: *nods*

Marco: Sounds like there's no more hope for him then.

Chet: We should pay attention before we get in any more trouble. I mean, I should know.

Johnny: Good point.

Cap: So, Johnny does cry. Quite often I might add.

Johnny: What?!?! No! No, I don't!

Chet: *laughs* *almost says* Face it, Johnny. Cap, called you a wimp. *decides against it even thought Cap would've been on his side* *thinks* Cap, is unpredictable. Don't want to take any chances.

Johnny: I don't like to admit, but I do cry. Everyone cries at one point in their life. I'm manly. It just usually takes something big, like when Drew died. I try to cry in private though. It's not something I feel comfortable with.

Everyone: *nods*

Cap: It honestly depends on the situation. I would usually let him be. Guys need to be alone sometimes, and as guys, I think we can all understand that. But sure, when I see the need I or one of the other guys will go and talk to them.

Johnny: Yeah, you want to be strong for everyone, but you just have to cry sometimes. In the deep dark corner of the basement.

Chet: We don't have a deep, dark corner of the basement. In fact, we don't even have a basement.

Johnny: That's beside the point. I have an alternative.

Chet: Which is...

Johnny: And I'd tell you?

Chet: Right. I knew you wouldn't tell me your secret corner you go to cry in.

Johnny: Hey, hey, hey! I don't go and cry in a corner regularly. Just when it happens... Well, it happens. And that's all there is to it!

Chet: Sure.

Johnny: Hey, Chet! *points finger at himself* I'm a man. And a manly man at that!

Chet: Okay, okay. *throws hands up in surrender* Don't want us to both get latrine duty for bickering again.

Cap: Good call, Chet. I was watching... and listening.

Chet: Yeah, you've always got an eye on us. *sigh* Can't get away with anything!

Johnny: And that's a bad thing!?

Chet: Shhh! *whispers* Yeah? Well, what do you think it is?

Cap: *laughs*