Slender_Girl_ asks "Chet, do you have an evil twin brother?"
Chet: Hmm... Very interesting question. *pauses for a long period of time*
Johnny: Well... Do you, Chet? *puts hands on hips*
Chet: *continues to dramatically pause*
Johnny: *waves hand in front of Chet's face* Hello? Earth to Planet Chester B. Kelly. *whispers to the camera* If you didn't know, we gave Chet his own planet. He goes there often enough with his crazy ideas. Why not?
Roy: What about your crazy ideas, Johnny?
Johnny: Well... That's just different. It's totally different.
Roy: Your ideas cause more trouble than Chet's. Just saying.
Johnny: True. Moving on, here. Chet. Earth. To. Chet.
Chet: Oh, sorry. That was my evil twin brother calling. Anyways, what was the question?
Johnny: Are you serious? You just... Oh, never mind. It was 'Do you have an evil twin brother?'
Chet: Oh, yeah. No, I don't have an evil twin brother, though that would be interesting. Wouldn't it? Then I couldn't get in trouble for everything he does. No one could blame me for the pranks and everything anymore. They could just know that Chet's evil twin brother being Chet's evil twin brother. There would be some downsides to that like... *stands tall and proud* Like everyone finding out I'm a real superhero.
Johnny: Um... Okay. Well, there you have it from Chester B. Kelly himself. Reporting live from the Station 51 headquarters in LA, where the sun is always shining and Squad 51 is always the best.
Chet: Now, what a minute there, Lil' Johnny John. I dont think you don't realize what you just said there.
Johnny: Oh, yes I did. And I'll repeat it. Squad 51 is always the best.
Chet: Oh, really? Is that how it's gonna be?
Johnny: Ooo... I see that evil twin brother coming out! No, wait maybe its just you.
Roy: It should have been Station 51 is always fighting... like little kids. That would have been accurate. Why do they get crazier by the minute? Ah... But I still love working with them. Life never gets boring at the firehouse, especially here at 51.
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