[#1] Gay Turned Campus Hunk [BTS Jungkook, Taehyung , Jimin]

Chapter 1

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"Aray teh! dahan dahan naman!" pagtataray ko. Ah, nagpapabunot kasi ako ng gubat sa aking kili-kili.

"Ay madam~ ilang dekada ka na bang hindi nagharvest ha? doble bayad ko dito! Hhmmm!" sabi naman ni Jinny.. kaibigan ko dito sa Salon.

"Maka-arte naman eto, ayusin mo, may papabels akong date!" I rolled my eyes and fixed my head to a comfortable position, kasi naman sa kawayan ako nakahiga! Erghh

"Hoy madam! Umayos ka~ baka this time naman naka-panty ka nang uuwi haaa~" -Jinny.. Aish! kasi naman, yung dati kong papabels, hinuthutan ako! buti naawa sakin at tinirhan ako ng pamasahe.

"I don't care.. basta ba yummy, I'll give my all~ Yaahh~!" ang landi ko! Hahaha! Totoo naman, kahit ma-rape na ako at lahat basta gwapo at masarap, sige lang.. Hmm~

"Eh bakit yung papabels mo last week, kutong lupa! pinatos mo! Chaka neto!" Jinny na pinupunasan ng warm towel yung kabila kong kili-kili.

"Teh! Hipon yun! bawing bawi naman ang 2,500 ko.." I bit my lips and moaned.

[Hipon: Katawan lang ang kapakipakinabang]

"Aarrr, Betchakola ko rin madam eh, magaling ba?" -Jinny

"Ayy! to the highest level." Ang landi ko nanamn..

"Yung totoo madam?! natikman mo?" Jinny looked at me suspiciously...

"Syempre...!" tiningnan ko siya.. Tss. "HINDI!" actually, maria clara pa ang peg ko, nevah pa akong na-touch over there!

------- GROCERY STORE -------

"Ganda! may stock pa kayo ng Gluta C?" say ko dun sa sales lady. 

"Kakaubos lang po--" bigla siyang natigil.. "sir?" napakunot noo niya.. I smiled.

"Kahit ate nalang ganda~" she smiled back..

"Ate.. hehehe.. try niyo po itong Kojic" she offered.. I'm not that mapili pero sensitive balat ko. Nagpamaywang ako then arked my hips.

"Oh sige ganda, palagay nalang here" ibaot ko yung basket ko. She dropped the soap and smiled. I turned my back then started walking.

"Sayang naman, gwapo pa man din nun" Heard the sales lady behind my back. Excuse me? I'm not gwapo heller? maganda ako! she blind? Arrghh! I did kembot my hips and chin up. At the counter, I slowly unload my grocery to the counter top para mayi-swipe. I did it elegantly..

"Good afternoon sir.." pumilantik kilay ko "may SM advantage card po kayo sir?"

"Ma'am ako, ganda" I smiled at her sarcastically, can't she tell the difference? well I'm biologically man.. no.. I'm a WOMAN born into a man's body! God made a mistake!

"Aaahh-- Ma'am" she hesitantly said. Inabot ko yung card ko.

"Ma'am John Juanito McKook ..?" pumilantik nanaman ang aking kilay. I didn't react nalang.. she quickly swiped my items.. she's so bagal..!

Anyways, John Juanito McKook real name ko.. I prefer Kookie, kung pwede lang magpalit ng name, harujusko inday! at birth palang binura ko na ang pangalang yan! it's so baduy and manly.. eewwkkk!

"Thank you for shopping... ma'am!" she gave me my bag of items then I turned my back.

"Girl, gwapo sana.. sayang naman!" Heard them whispering.. EEwww! Is it bad to be born with a pretty face? ang dami nagsasabi sakin.. gwapo ako.. habulin.. I have fair complex, long and thick naturally curled eye lashes, angelic voice, red lips, gorgeous nose and slim built body.. bakit daw ako bakla? I was like.. DUHH!! I am so like a woman kaya, those are of a woman's feature!