The FEU's Secret Files 2

Helping a brother

Helping a brother

Verbatim

Brother: Ate! What am I going to do to look attractive for my crush?

Me: Hahahah! Uyyyy! Binata na siya! Ok. Show me what you have there. Wear all your shirts and I'll be your fashion stylist! smile emoticon

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Brother: Ate? How can I court a girl?

Me: Giving Chocolate and flower is already common. Write her love letters instead.

Brother: Thanks!

(After 1 week)

Brother: Ate! It works!!!!! Thank you!

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Brother: Ate?

Me: Yep?

Brother: How can I know if she likes me already?

Me: If you see that she feels jealous and insecure to other girls. If she's texting you back not more than a minute or two. If she wants to talk to you and be with you every single day. And, if there are love emoticons on her texts, that's it!

Brother: Ayt! Thank you sister!

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(after 3 months)

Brother: Ate! She's mad at me and I don't know the reason. How can I know?

Me: Did you talk to other girls?

Bro: No.

Me: Did you cheat on her?

Bro: No!

Me: Did she see you looking to other girls?

Bro: No. I guess.

Me: Did you like another girl's photo on fb, twitter or insta?

Bro: hmmm. Yes?

Me: And she knows all your password?

Bro: Yes.

Me: That's it! Never like other girl's photo/status or anything or else.

Bro: Ummm. Okay.

(After 3 hours)

Bro: Ate, you are really great! That was the reason! Hahahahaha! I love youuuuu! *kiss on my cheeks*

Ate: No biggies! You owe me a snicker!

Bro: Sure! Ate last question.

Me: What?

Bro: Do you have a wound in your butt?

Me: None! Why?!

Bro: You have blood stains! WTF! Eeew!

Great ATE
2008
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