Past Life

Chapter 30-Followed

I'm slapping myself mentally. This is not real. I'm just dreaming.

"Did you cut your tounge, Cyker?" Do you want me to cut your tounge, mister? Halata namang nag-eenjoy sya na sya ang boss ang secretary lang niya ako.

"To start our work, I think you should greet your new boss first." He's pertaining to himself when he said new boss.

"Good evening, Rake."

"Don't greet me!" Huh? Ano raw? Baliw ba sya? Siya ang nag-utos sa'kin na magreet.

"You told me to greet you."

"You forget the word "Sir", secretary." Then he smirked at me. Ang yabang pasalamat siya gwa—pasalamat siya kailangan ko ng pera.

"Good evening SIR." Remind me that I will hang my body in a rope later for giving recognition to this man.

"So secretary, make me a calamansi juice please. Thank you. You may go. Shoo shoo!"

Lumabas ako sa office ng nagdadamog.Calamansi juice huh? Tignan natin kung hindi ka pa mangasim kung sangkatutak na calamansi ang ilalagay ko sa juice mo. Serves you right.

~~

I went home after the work and drift to sleep.

Nagising ako dahil nagriring yung phone ko. Mataas na ang araw. Natawa na lang ako dahil sobrang pangit ng panaginip ko! Naging secretary daw ako ni Pocketbook at inuutus-utusan lang niya! Can you imagine that? Ako? Utusan ni Rake? Duh!? That is the most embarrassing experience that can happen to me! Given the fact na ayaw namin ang isa't isa! Buti na lang gising na ko! Hayy.. grabe talaga!

Sa sobrang patawa yung panaginip ko, nakalimutan kong nagriring pala yung phone ko. So I answer the call.

"Cyker! Where are you!? The gang is waiting for you!" Kahit hindi ko siya nakikita, I know Angela is turning pink right now.

"Sorry Pig. Kakagising ko lang. Hahaha!! Grabe nakakatawa yung panaginip ko! Naging secretary daw ako ni Pocketbook. Grabe talaga!"

"Hahaha!! Grabe nakakatawa ka! Hindi yun panaginip! Secretary ka na talaga ni Rake. Grabe talaga!"

"Hahaha!! Grabe nakakatawa ang joke mo! Sa panaginip mo lang yun mangyayari noh! Grabe talaga!"

"Hahaha!! Grabe nakakatawa kang ulyanin ka! Pumunta ka na lang dito kina Tery, bilis!"

She ends the call. Pero hindi pa rin maprocess ng utak ko ang sinabi nya.

So the whole secretary thing was not a nightmare? No way.

~~

I parked my car infront of Tery's house. At pumasok na sa bahay nila. Wala ng katok-katok, bastos na kung bastos mga pre, kami-kami lang naman yung nandito. Pagkapasok ko, sinalubong agad ako ni Atum.

"Sabi ko na nga ba dumating ka na. I hear your car." Sabi ni Atum. Well, she's a dolphin in her past life. She can hear upto 150 kHz. And by the way, yeah. She's a woman.

"Oww.. the secretary is here!"

"Shut up Fivo! Stop calling me secretary. I hate it as much as I hate you!"

"Oh ano bang nangyari? Magkwento ka naman. We heard you're working for Rake Meander." Curious na sabi ni Filip.

"Nakaka—Urrgghh!! He's the worst man that ever existed! Isa siyang gorilla. Oo gorilla kaasar talaga! Paano ba naman pinahiya ako kahapon sa harap ng mg ka-officemates ko. Bakit daw sangkatutak na calamansi ang nilagay ko sa juice nya. At hindi pa nasatisfied, pinainom pa sa akin yung calamansi juice sa harap ng mga officemates ko. Can you even imagine that!?"