"Meng, RJ is here. Sige hijo, panhik ka na, she's upstairs in her room. It's the one at the end of the hallway."
"Ah sige po, ahm Mamsie... akyat na po ako."
"Bahala ka na dito hijo, we're leaving na rin."
"Yes po, Mamsie. Ingat po."
"RJ, babe! Hi! Where's Mom and Dad?"
"Umalis na. Pinatuloy na ko ng akyat dito. Ready ka na ba? Male-late tayo sa 2:30 showing."
"Wait, I have something to show you pa."
"Uy. Gusto ko yang mga ganyang show."
"You wish. Close your eyes muna. The surprise is in my room. Here, take my hand. RJ, that is SO NOT my hand. Stop being a twelve year old boy."
"Sabi isara yung mata. Malay ko asan kamay mo. Kasalanan ko bang iba mahawakan ko?"
"Hindi but this prolonged squeezing has nothing to do with closed eyes anymore. RJ, umayos ka nga! Eto, this is my hand."
"Awww. Okay na yung kanina eh."
"Pilyo. Okay, stand still. Don't move. I don't want you to step on the surprise."
"Walanjo anong surprise yan? Jebs nina Bruce Lee? Ako papupulutin mo? Ang bad mo beb."
"Hahaha no. Ayan open your eyes na."
"AAARRGGHH ANO YAN!?!"
"What? Anong ano yan? It's a puppy!"
"Bakit sobrang liit!?"
"It's teacup sized. Cute diba? Want to hold her?"
"Pucha beb baka madurog ko yan. ANG LIIT!"
"Silly, here o. See? She likes you! Oh baby you look so cute together! Wait I'mma take pictures!"
"Beb, kilala na ba siya nina Bruce Lee?"
"Yep, they love her."
"Ano pangalan niya?"
"None yet, I was waiting for you so you can name her since you named Bruce Lee so perfectly."
"Lintek lalaki yung dalawa eh.. malay ko sa pambabaeng pangalan?"
"But babe..."
"Hmmm sige.. Kylie"
"K-Y-L-I-E?"
"Ayaw mo? Nickname lang yan."
"No, I like it. She looks like a Kylie. So what's the full name?"
"Kylie-it Liit na Aso."
BINABASA MO ANG
The Adventures of KantoRJ and SosyMeng
Fiksi PenggemarKantoRJ and SosyMeng, plus the entire KantoSerye cast of characters are the products of my and my friends' overactive imaginations. You can check out their own KantoRJ fics on WP or on Twitter. @silent_shipper @wanderingmeekay @kebemamma @fantasti...
