Author's note: This has already been posted on Twitter months ago with a slightly less SPG-ish tone. Sexual euphimisms for the win.
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"Babe wake up! RJ!"
"Hmm 'ket? 'Nyare?"
"You were having a bad dream, babe."
"Mmm? 'nde bad."
"Sure ka? Babe, you were moaning and malikot."
"Mmmmdi nga. 'ka nga dito."
"Hey! RJ, hands! Grabby na naman."
"Grabe talaga.. 'ka dito..."
"Not grabe hahaha heeey! Babe, my god stop that!"
"'lanan mo to.. 'nising mo ko eh"
"I thought you were having a bad dream!"
"Di nga bad."
"Ingay mo kaya. Gulo pa."
"Di nga kasi bad..."
"Eh if it wasn't bad then.. oh.. hala babe.. ikaw talaga.. it's too early for dreams like that..."
"'sabi sayo di bad eh.. "
"Shouldn't have woken you up na lang.. stop that haha."
"Tuloy ko lang panaginip ko.."
"Picking up where you left off huh?"
"mmm parang ganun na nga.."
"What were you doing ba?"
"Kumakain."
BINABASA MO ANG
The Adventures of KantoRJ and SosyMeng
Hayran KurguKantoRJ and SosyMeng, plus the entire KantoSerye cast of characters are the products of my and my friends' overactive imaginations. You can check out their own KantoRJ fics on WP or on Twitter. @silent_shipper @wanderingmeekay @kebemamma @fantasti...
