"GOOD MORNING NAYNAY! GOOD MORNING TAYTAY!! GOOD MORNING KUYA EN KAMBAL!! GOOD MORNING EBRIBADI IN DA BADRANGAY!!"
"Mahal, diba sabi ko wag mong i-o-overcharge tong si Bibi? Ayan o, ang taas taas ng karga, ke-aga aga."
"Love, default settings na ni B. Rose yan."
"NAYNAY WAS IS POR DREYKFAST?"
"Breakfast, my love."
"Ano po ang almusal, Naynay?"
"Nag-switch language na hahahahaha!"
"There's bread, hotdogs and eggs."
"Pamdesal? Wid alikadok?"
"No love. No more alikadok."
"YEY!! Taytay, please po maabot mo po yung brown na butter."
"Brown na butter?"
"She means the peanut butter. Don't ask, just give it to her."
"Eto nak o."
"Thank you, Taytay! Naynay! San po yung chocolate na butter?"
"Cho---"
"Nutella. It's in the fridge. Mahal, please get it? Masyadong mataas, B. Rose can't reach it."
"Teka. So yung peanut butter, brown na butter. Yung Nutella, chocolate na butter... eh yung butter ano yun? Yellow na butter?"
"Cheez neez po tawag dun Taytay. Tusmaryonep."
"Naknamtokwa. Eh ano nga tawag sa butter?"
"EDI BUTTER! Hello!? Butter lam po hindi mo pa maaalam ang matatawag, Taytay?"
"Dun muna ko sa labas. Kausapin ko muna mga aso."
"Madala mo po sila nam bacon na bilog Taytay!"
"Baco---"
"Hotdogs. Just go, love. Go feed the dogs."
"May sabit na talaga software niyang babae mo, Meng. I-update mo na."
"TAYTAY!!"
"Yes po?"
"Meron po na butas sa pet yan po na shorts mo na mahaba."
"Sho--"
"Pajamas."
"Mahabanging bathala."
BINABASA MO ANG
The Adventures of KantoRJ and SosyMeng
FanficKantoRJ and SosyMeng, plus the entire KantoSerye cast of characters are the products of my and my friends' overactive imaginations. You can check out their own KantoRJ fics on WP or on Twitter. @silent_shipper @wanderingmeekay @kebemamma @fantasti...
