Before Naruto was 12, he was always abused and tortured by the villagers. On his 12th birthday, the villagers pushed him too far and he snapped. He was no longer cheerful. His sun-kiss blonde hair turned as white as snow. His blue eyes were icy cold...
"Yes?" I said turning around with a smile on my face.
"Have you seen this boy?" he asked showing me picture of... well me.
"Yeah, I saw him as I turned the corner. He was with another man headed to a food stand" I said.
"Thank you so much" Itachi said and I started walking again.
"Wait" he said.
"what is it I can do for you" I said without turning around.
"would you kindly drop the henge?" he asked.
"I should've known I can't trick you Itachi" I said turning around dropping the henge.
"So, how did you know?" I asked.
"Cause you used this henge once and I can see it with my sharingan dumbass" he said.
"Well, what do you want from me?" I asked.
"Your virginity" he said with an evily smirk on his face.
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"But but bu-" I said.
"What is it?" he asked.
"I already lost my virginity!" I said bawling.
-Meanwhile with Jiraiya-
"I already lost my virginity!" Naruto said bawling.
"This is a perfect idea for a new book" Jiraiya said as he took out his journal and started jotting it down.
-Back to Naruto-
"WHAT?!!? WHO THE FUCK DID YOU LOOSE IT TO. TELL ME NOW AND I GO KILL THAT LITTLE PIECE OF S(censored)T!!!!!!!!!!" Itachi said.
"I-" I said.
Sorry but this scene is unavailible right now. Please wait a few moments for me to bleach out this scene. *Looks at clipboard i'm holding*. "Call in Ichigo, we need him to bleach out something".
"What do you want" Ichigo said.
"I need you to bleach out Itachi's vocabulary"
"How the hell am I suppose to know how to do that? Even though I'm from bleach, it doesn't mean I know how to bleach things" Ichigo asked.
"Well..... just Getsuga Tenshou Itatchi's vocabulary"
"Okay... GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!"
"tahw eht lleh??!!!" Itachi said.
"What did you do???!!!" *looks at where Ichigo was and sees no one there.
A/N: Since I had a bit of free time and this idea just randomly came, here you go. If you can read what Itachi said then good for you here's a cookie. *hands you a cookie* I don't know if this was funny or not. I tried. Honestly the whole time I was typing this I had no emotion whatsoever so...... I hoped you liked it. I'll update in May or if I'm not lazy, I'll update during the spring break which is from April 23-May 1. Until next time.Byeeeeeeeeeee
