Hello! welcome to TouRabu on Crack season 2
Kogi: seriously Author-sama... you're so late..
Takara: SHUT UP YOU!! all you ever do is complain... could you please stop? srsly...
Kogi: hah! like...
Jiji: actually, Kogi.. i think she's right.. you've been complaining since the first season...
Kogi: oi... you should be on my side! i hate you..
Jiji: Nobody Cares--! *happy tone* Nobody! and-- You need to shut up! :-D
Kogi: i really hate you... do you know that?
Jiji: *sings Kaeru Basho to irritate him*
Kogi: *pokerface*
Jiji: *hippo laugh*
Takara: srsly.. first Mitsutada.. then Otegine.. now YOU!?
Jiji: welp, ofcourse the master can be joined in the annoying laugh group! you and Yamabushi! haha-!
Takara: oi! your laugh is irritating too! *mocking* *mimicing an old man laugh* I am Mikazuki Munechika! ow, my back hurts! ow my legs hurt! *cough cough* i am so old! what's your name again? i forgot just now.. ahaha! i'm old.. FAAAAAACK!!
Jiji: you're mocing me, aren't you?
Takara: oh no no no! JIJI LOOK AN ALIEN!!!
Jiji: ahaha! yokikana yokikana!
Takara: *rofl*
Jiji: *irritated* Silly Fifiteen yearold..
Ishipapa: *walks in front of Jiji*
Jiji: ahaha! oh please pardon my stupid grand daughter! she's still 15 you see...
Ishipapa: but she doesn't look like you...
Jiji: well you see, she looks like her father and mother..
Ishipapa: since when did you have a child...?
Jiji: ahaha! no, she's adopted..
Takara: I AM NOT ADOPTED BY YOU, OLD GEEZER!!!
Jiji: *points at her like a really angry dude* I DON'T HAVE A STUPID 15 YEAR OLD AS A GRANDDAUGHTER, OKAY!?
Takara: WHO EVEN TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE MY GRANPA?! AND I'M NOT STUPID YOU!!
Jiji: OH YEA?! well.. whats 7 x 7??
Takara: 49...duh.. well, what's 1000-7???
Jiji: ahahaha! i forgot.. i don't solve math.. i'm just an old sword..
Takara: *hippo laugh* lel bro you ded..
Jiji: what?!
Takara: Naki will so cut you...
Jiji: WHAT?! WHERE IS NAKI!!?
Naki: *walks like so*
Jiji: OI YOU! YOU DARN KID GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!
Naki: *does the fox hand thing*
Takara: I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE PARDON MY GRANDPA! YOU SEE HE'S REALLY OLD AND HE SUDDENLY ACTS LIKE THIS LIKE HE'S BEEN FRIENDS WITH A RETARDED GHOST THAT NIKKARI AOE JUST KILLED..
Jiji: I'M NOT FRINEDS WITH RETARDED GHOSTS LIKE YOU!!!
Takara: hhaahahaah! lel what the heck is a 'frineds' ??? ahahaah!!!
Jiji: ugh...you darn kid get off my property now!!!!
Takara: ahahaahaha *backs away like running*
Kogi: it's okay Jiji..
Jiji: urgh....
*later that..
Takara: *whispers to Tsurumaru's ear*
Tsuru: *laughs* nice idea! *high fives*
Takara: *high fives*
Jiji: *walks like so*
Tsuru: *distracts Jiji by annoying him*
Takara: *laughs**gives a signal*
Tsuru: *nod* *puts blindfold to Jiji*
Jiji: what's going on?!
Tsuru: *goes back to Takara*
Takara: *hands him a bucket of super worms* *laughs*
Tsuru: *laughs* *pours it all on Jiji*
Takara: *removes Jiji's blindfold*
Both Tsuru and Takara: *ran away, not seen*
Jiji: AAAAAAAAGH!! TSURUMARU KUNINAGA!!! *filled with worms*
Both: *chuckles*
Tsuru: Nice plan, Takara-chan!!
Takara: HAha!! thanks bro!! we pranked him good!!
Tsuru: He'd be so surprised xD haha! lel what have we done?! xD
Takara: meh, i'll regret later, when the old man's done callin' me stupid.. he's such a tsundere..
Tsuru: haha! yea maybe i'll do the same xD lel
Both: *brofists each other* we're the best pranksters ever!!
Kuri: what are you two doing?
Both: *chuckle*
Tsuru: we are so evil !!!
Takara: i know right!
Kuri: why? what did you two do this time?
Tsuru: pffft xD she started it, not me!
Takara: hey! why put it on me! you did most of it!!
Tsuru: well, you thought of the idea on the super worms and all xD That was genius, bro!
Takara: thanks bro!!! xD
Kuri: srsly... i don't get you two... -_-;
Both: *chuckle*
_to be continue
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