Takara: dudes... y'know what... i can't get over the inequality that Men's jackets have an inside pocket... and women's jackets just don't.Midare: yea. Even have larger outside pockets.
Takara: women's jackets have pockets that can only shelter a coin. Not a bill... a coin i say.
Nama: finally someone said it
Hone: i have no where to put my sonic screwdriver.
Yasu: what does that even look like? A screwdriver with Sonic's face?
Hone : .......
Naki: i can't put my fake fbi badge too
Jiji: or my pocket magnifying glass
Urashima: or my Touken Ranbu pocket
All: ........
Uguisumaru: or my wand
Yaman: or my uchiko mask
Tsuru: or my precious
Mitsutada: i lost it at my precious xD
Juzu: so did Smeageol
Hiza: who's smeageol?
Juzu: *crawling* *wearing his underwear alone* GOLLUM
Takara: o gaed... Juzu, you watch lotr?
Juzu: no... just the hobbit.
Takara: same! *high fives Juzu*
Juzu: *accidentally got slapped*
Hiza: Hobbit is just the trilogy... right?
Tsuru: nope. It's the avengers.
Naki: what team are you, Takara?
Takara: team Antman.. ._.
Naki: oh..
Takara: you?
Naki: team black panther
Takara: *claps*
Mitsutada: who's black panther?
Naki: the black dude?
Mitsutada: there are two black dudes..
One is Kuri, and other is Kara xDKuri: *punches him*
Mitsutada: *got kicked*
Hiza: i just noticed.. black panther is actually a black rich dude.
Takara: senpai is so racist.
Hiza: yas. I'm senpai
Urashima: hide from Yasu okay?
Takara: did you just.
Urashima: yes. Yes i did.
Takara: hello burger.
Shishiou: i used to be a cow
Takara: oh. *crying*
Urashima: *hugs her* Oi! She's vegan!
Shishiou: *gasp* o gawd... sorry..
Mitsutada: you've committed a serious crime!
Shishiou: wat.
Mitsutada: OFF WITH YOUR no wait.. Yasu should say that...
Uguisumaru: wat.
Yasu: *clears throat* LOSE YOUR HEAD AND DIE!!
Hiza: *makes random dubstep*
Yasu: why..
Hiza: cause i'm senpai.. and you yandere-chan.
Yasu: ....oh..
Hiza: what are you doing!? *awkward gay boy pose*
Yasu: *same pose* No... wait... *heartbroken*
Yoshiyuki: Yandere sim in a nutshell
Hige: Touken Ranbu but.. with sword girls..
Shishiou: that's Shinken!! .....
Mitsutada: you have no right to remain silent!
Shishiou: *shouts randomly*
Mitsutada: i just said..
Shishiou: but you said NO right to remain silent.
Mitsutada: *puts finger down* *heavy breathing*
Tsuru: *heavy internal screaching*
Jiji: *yelling in Japanese*
Kuri: *crying in hindu*
Hasebe: all is well
Kuri: yuh.
Tsuru: 3 idiots
Hasebe: wat.
Tsuru: Hasebe + Mitsutada + Kuri = 3 idiots
Hasebe: noononono
Tsuru: *tarzan impression* Nonononono!
Takara: stop bringing those movies back.... it's really sad...
Otegine: it's ok.. i'm a secret keeper
Yoshiyuki: what secret?
Otegine: that she likes The Little polar bear movie....... oh.. OOPS!! IM SO SORRY!!
Takara: it's not even a secret.. -_-
Tsuru: what!!? Those are for kids!!
Takara: i'm still young, stupid
Tsuru: o right...
Takara: stupid..
Uguisumaru: here, Takara... i made you some tea..
Takara: thank you~! *sips slowly*
Hiza: i'm gonna have you dudes Mind-tested..
Takara: *observes*
Hiza: *shows a picture of a comfy bed*
Yoshiyuki: it's nice to jump and have pillow fights there!Otegine: you wanna destroy it!?
Yoshiyuki: it'll be fun!
Otegine: ......-_-
Jiji: it'll be nice to have a deep nap there, and listen to the rain, and drool on the pillow, and just have beautiful dreams..so comfy
Mitsutada: i wanna have sex with a hot chick there.. and listen to the rain with the moans...
Takara: *spits out tea on Mitsutada's face*
Mitsutada: *ryt on le face* aww...FUUUUUUUUUU STILL HOT!!
Takara: o gawd..
Uguisumaru: *jaw drop*
Mitsutada: *wipes his face off* I wasn't talking about you!!
Takara: no, i find it funny!
Mitsutada: what funny..
Takara: there are three kinds of people in this world.
Hiza: mind-tested!
Mitsutada: ...... that tea was still hot as shit!
Takara: how do you know...
Mitsutada: i felt it on my face!!
Takara: you felt shit on your face?
Mitsutada: ....
Hiza: now that's what i call thinking out of the box!
Tsurur: this is a mess.
Uguisumaru: why have we gone this far???
Otegine: pls stahp
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