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Takara: dudes... y'know what... i can't get over the inequality that Men's jackets have an inside pocket... and women's jackets just don't.

Midare: yea. Even have larger outside pockets.

Takara: women's jackets have pockets that can only shelter a coin. Not a bill... a coin i say.

Nama: finally someone said it

Hone: i have no where to put my sonic screwdriver.

Yasu: what does that even look like? A screwdriver with Sonic's face?

Hone : .......

Naki: i can't put my fake fbi badge too

Jiji: or my pocket magnifying glass

Urashima: or my Touken Ranbu pocket

All: ........

Uguisumaru: or my wand

Yaman: or my uchiko mask

Tsuru: or my precious

Mitsutada: i lost it at my precious xD

Juzu: so did Smeageol

Hiza: who's smeageol?

Juzu: *crawling* *wearing his underwear alone* GOLLUM

Takara: o gaed... Juzu, you watch lotr?

Juzu: no... just the hobbit.

Takara: same! *high fives Juzu*

Juzu: *accidentally got slapped*

Hiza: Hobbit is just the trilogy... right?

Tsuru: nope. It's the avengers.

Naki: what team are you, Takara?

Takara: team Antman.. ._.

Naki: oh..

Takara: you?

Naki: team black panther

Takara: *claps*

Mitsutada: who's black panther?

Naki: the black dude?

Mitsutada: there are two black dudes..
One is Kuri, and other is Kara xD

Kuri: *punches him*

Mitsutada: *got kicked*

Hiza: i just noticed.. black panther is actually a black rich dude.

Takara: senpai is so racist.

Hiza: yas. I'm senpai

Urashima: hide from Yasu okay?

Takara: did you just.

Urashima: yes. Yes i did.

Takara: hello burger.

Shishiou: i used to be a cow

Takara: oh. *crying*

Urashima: *hugs her* Oi! She's vegan!

Shishiou: *gasp* o gawd... sorry..

Mitsutada: you've committed a serious crime!

Shishiou: wat.

Mitsutada: OFF WITH YOUR no wait.. Yasu should say that...

Uguisumaru: wat.

Yasu: *clears throat* LOSE YOUR HEAD AND DIE!!

Hiza: *makes random dubstep*

Yasu: why..

Hiza: cause i'm senpai.. and you yandere-chan.

Yasu: ....oh..

Hiza: what are you doing!? *awkward gay boy pose*

Yasu: *same pose* No... wait... *heartbroken*

Yoshiyuki: Yandere sim in a nutshell

Hige: Touken Ranbu but.. with sword girls..

Shishiou: that's Shinken!! .....

Mitsutada: you have no right to remain silent!

Shishiou: *shouts randomly*

Mitsutada: i just said..

Shishiou: but you said NO right to remain silent.

Mitsutada: *puts finger down* *heavy breathing*

Tsuru: *heavy internal screaching*

Jiji: *yelling in Japanese*

Kuri: *crying in hindu*

Hasebe: all is well

Kuri: yuh.

Tsuru: 3 idiots

Hasebe: wat.

Tsuru: Hasebe + Mitsutada + Kuri = 3 idiots

Hasebe: noononono

Tsuru: *tarzan impression* Nonononono!

Takara: stop bringing those movies back.... it's really sad...

Otegine: it's ok.. i'm a secret keeper

Yoshiyuki: what secret?

Otegine: that she likes The Little polar bear movie....... oh.. OOPS!! IM SO SORRY!!

Takara: it's not even a secret.. -_-

Tsuru: what!!? Those are for kids!!

Takara: i'm still young, stupid

Tsuru: o right...

Takara: stupid..

Uguisumaru: here, Takara... i made you some tea..

Takara: thank you~! *sips slowly*

Hiza: i'm gonna have you dudes Mind-tested..

Takara: *observes*

Hiza: *shows a picture of a comfy bed*
Yoshiyuki: it's nice to jump and have pillow fights there!

Otegine: you wanna destroy it!?

Yoshiyuki: it'll be fun!

Otegine: ......-_-

Jiji: it'll be nice to have a deep nap there, and listen to the rain, and drool on the pillow, and just have beautiful dreams..so comfy

Mitsutada: i wanna have sex with a hot chick there.. and listen to the rain with the moans...

Takara: *spits out tea on Mitsutada's face*

Mitsutada: *ryt on le face* aww...FUUUUUUUUUU STILL HOT!!

Takara: o gawd..

Uguisumaru: *jaw drop*

Mitsutada: *wipes his face off* I wasn't talking about you!!

Takara: no, i find it funny!

Mitsutada: what funny..

Takara: there are three kinds of people in this world.

Hiza: mind-tested!

Mitsutada: ...... that tea was still hot as shit!

Takara: how do you know...

Mitsutada: i felt it on my face!!

Takara: you felt shit on your face?

Mitsutada: ....

Hiza: now that's what i call thinking out of the box!

Tsurur: this is a mess.

Uguisumaru: why have we gone this far???

Otegine: pls stahp


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