Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Touken Ranbu in a nutshell 2

*beep

Mitsutada: blasphemy... This is madness!

Ichigo: this.. is... SPARTA!! *kicks him*

Mitsutada: i'm still cool nigga... *ded*

Ichigo: who cares? I'm royal betch

Mitsutada: shrek is love..

Ichigo: shrek is life..

Mitsutada: *ded*

*beep

Kashuu is a police..

Takara: *walking around*

Kashuu: halt!

Takara: huh?

Kashuu: you're under arrest!

Takara: omg, is that.. your shoes..

Both: *squealing*

Takara: your nails too! So cute!

Kashuu: omg!! I like your boots too!!
Both: FABULOUS!! *squealing*

*beep

Souza: story time! The old man came here everyday to pick up hot chicks!

Midare: *giggles*

Jiji: *thumbs up*

Souza: *lol*

*beep

Kogi and Naki: *complaining* *at the Comfort room door*

Kogi: *screaming* it's gona leak!!

Naki: GAAACK!! *opens door* YOU'VE SPENT HOURS IN THERE!!

Naki's fox: *sitting on the toilet* yes. Yes i did..

*beep

Souza: story time! There is only one cookie left..

Toushirous : *pokerface*

Ichigo: sorry guys..Ichi-nii is getting that cookie..

Gokotai: *crying*

*beep

Souza: Story time!

Takara and Otegine: *sitting*

Souza: It was clear to them that there is a romance blossoming between them ~!

Takara: *smile*

Otegine: *ran away* NOOOOOOOO!!

Takara: *chased him with an axe*

Souza: a romance lasting a lifetime!

*beep

During Valentine's day

Yaman: *sitting*

Takara and Otegine: *being sweet*

Jiji and Kogi: *being sweet*

Urashima and Midare: *being sweet*

Doudanuki and Yasu: *being sweet*

Jirou and Tarou: *being sweet*

Yaman: *lonely* *went to the bathroom*

*emo music plays*

Yaman: *puts emo makeup*

*beep

Yaman: i am just a fake sword... i am not supposed to be loved..

Yoshiyuki: bruh.. here a lamp.. *gives him a lamp*