Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Art Attack!!

Kasen: i'm getting excited!

Uguisumaru: what's going on?

Takara: *clears throat* HEAR YE HEAR YE!!

All: .....

Takara: today, we will have a painting/drawing contest.

All: *complaining*

Otegine: i'm a spear! I don't do anything!

Kogi: this is crazy...

Kasen: i'm fine with it. ^v^

Doudanuki: we are weapons and are not supposed to be used in art.

Sayo: i just wanna avenge..

Souza: just join the avengers...

Sayo: whatever..

Hotaru: hey yea! You can be Antman!! Haha! Ya lil shrimp!!

Sayo: you fucking with me betch!?

Hotaru: yea betch!

Sayo: i'll murder you betch

Hotaru: i dont give a shit!

Kogi: *sigh* this dont make sense

all: *complaining*

Takara: ....

All: *still complaining*

Takara: grrr.... COULD YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!!?

Kogi: uh.. no...

Takara: you shut your shit ckose ya hear me?

Kogi: *covers ears*

Takara: i'm so murdering you...

Kogi: *puts hands down*

Takara: *clears throat* okay... so uh.. who here doesn't wanna join the fucking contest?

Most Tachis: *raises hand*

Takara: okay then! Line up!

Them: *lines up*

Doudanuki: why aren't you lining?

Otegine: just don't... *pulls him away the line*

Doudanuki: huh...

Takara: Tonbo-san..

Tonbo: yes?

Takara: can i borrow your scabbard?

Tonbo: you mean..

Takara: please..?

Tonbo: but..

Takara: just come here please.

Tonbo: okay..

Takara: *uses him* alright bitches prepare to die!!

Tonbo: Can i die now?

Takara: *yandere laugh*

Otegine: no buddy... you can't die...sorry bout that..

Tonbo: i wanna go home.

Otegine: you are home.

Tonbo: don't remind me.

Otegine: your welcome.

Tonbo: pls go.

Otegine: hello... *leaves him*

Tonbo: it's me..

Takara: you all think you can continue insulting me, Huh? WELL ITS THE PERFECT TIME FOR ALL OF YOU TO DIE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *starts charging them*