Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Late Intro

Takara: Hello, and Welcome to Touken Ranbu on crack! My name is SaibankanNoKami Takara Kishimoto! Or in short, DANE-sempai! Some of the swords here calls me, "Author-sama" specifically, Kogi...

Kogi: whatever...

Takara: you see, Kogi isn't like this to other saniwas.. Kogi do you hate me that much?

Kogi: well, i do hate you a little...

Takara: Well, I hate you a little too!

Kogi: stop playing with me, little girl! I have the powers of the Fox Deities!! Beware!!

Takara: yea, yea! Dude.. you're so ironic.. Little Fox, even tho ur so tall... now you call me 'little girl'... do you have any idea that i could be taller than Yamanbagiri this moment on?

Kogi: you see, Irony happens to be my favorite figure of speech!

Takara: yea... Complaining too, right? Haha...

Kogi: i'm leavin...

Takara: bye bye!

Kogi: *leaves*

Mitsutada: and I am Shokudai--

Takara: everyone knows who you are.... stop...

Mitsutada: *pokerface* Author-sama just can't feel my sexyness...

Takara: no one asked you...

Mitsutada: well, i'm gonna make you feel it that deep~

Takara: come near me, i'll report you for being a sick pedo and i'll slinch you throat out...

Mitsutada: *pokerface* ... second thought... maybe no..

Takara: *leaves him* well, this is my starter sword, Kashuu!!

Kashuu: *poses fabulously*

Takara: *strikes a pose with him*

Both: *sparkle sparkle*

Yasu: like mother like son..

Kashuu: jealous~

Yasu: no, like Saniwa like Sword..

Takara: it's ok Yasu.. you can have all the dangos..

Yasu: VICTORY!!

Kashuu: what about me, Dane-sama?

Takara: all the fabulous nail polish

Kashuu: *squealing*

Takara: *walk like so* and this is my Secretary.. Otegine..

Otegine: and this is mai waifu.. wait.. that didn't come out right..

Takara: *evil smile*

Otegine: Dane-chan! I said i loved you, why won't you stop being so creepy!?

Takara: that's just my self-defense.. a.k.a your shield, my weapon. *whispers close to his adorable face* YOU'LL BE MINE, ONLY MINE
Otegine: *gulp* hehe.. i love you too.. *whispers* actually, it's not hard to like a pretty attractive girl like you, just that you're creeping me out most of the times...

Takara: *wide eyes* *leaves him then

Hasebe: *poses*

Takara: this is my Expedition party leader... Heshikimeme Hasebae

Hasebe: lel wut.

Takara: *sings party x party song*

Hasebe: *makes a musical with the whole team*

Takara: lek okay you can stop now

Hasebe: *waves at me like a girl*

Takara: *leaves him*

Mitsutada: *leans me to a wall*

Takara: dude.. can't believe ur still alive... how many lives do you have?

Mitsutada: well, you turn me on, girl
Takara: pls stahp.

Mitsutada: i know that you love me.. just say it.. say you love me.. please.. say ' i love you'

Takara: WUT!? DUDE YOU WATCH THAT ANIME!? SHIT BRO! U OTAKU??? GAHAHAHA!! *pushed him hard without even knowing*

Mitsutada: *pokerface* no... i don't know that anime..

Takara: *sigh* thats good... i hate romance anime.. Yaoi is better 💖

Mitsutada: .... i know that you love me... i'll make you feel that way.. i'll turn you on tonight~

Takara: tonight? But i'll have to take the garbage out tonight...

Mitsutada: we'll have to put that some other day... we're having something tonight~ baby, just you and me.. *wall lock again*

Takara: .... *shock* IS THAT A DANGO FAIRY!!?

Mitsutada: *looks behind* HUH?! WHERE??

Takara: *escapes quietly*

Mitsutada: *looks back* ... o gaed its a trap...

Midare: you got a problem with me??!

Mitsutada: *dramatic heartbroken pose* *spotlight* i failed again..

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