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Types of Horror movies by personality

* Some Japanese horror be like

Kogi: YAI YAI HASUBI NI YUKOU KA? YAI YAI WARAE YA WARAE! LAI LAI MUSUNDE HITAITE LAI LAI RASETSU TO MUKURO~! *dancing on blood drips* *wearing a fox mask and black kimono* *snakes and ugly children everywhere*

Naki: *dances in a fox temple* *wearing the same thing Kogi did* We are the fox family, abducted by the spiders... *fast shamisen playing* *dark aura* you ogres be real.. the mosquito bites are painful. UNFORGIVABLE UNFORGIVABLE UNFORGIVABLE UNFORGIVABLE i'm coming inside you, it hurts it hurts! I am the mosquito.. blood flowing down your organs so delicious~ AAAAAaaaaaAa~ Human organs are so delicious~ AaAaAAa~
Please stop it hurts it hurts! *holds a big knife with blood all over it* *lewd tounge out* AaAaAAa~ OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR AAAAAAAAAAA~ *blood everywhere*

*Then there's chinese horror..

Takara: *in a dark room* *huffing so fast* *holding a candle* *looks up at the corner of the room*

Jirou: *hair let down* *bloody face* *screaming* IM GOING TO GET YOU

Takara: *runs to escape the room* *the door is locked* GYAAAA!! GET AWAY!! AAAAHAAAA!!!

Jirou: *runs with his arms*

Takara: AAAAAAH NOOOOOHOHOOO!

*Then there's American horror..

Urashima: he-hello?

Midare: *head spinning* *looks like a broken doll* HELLO THERE!!

Urashima: NGYAAAAAAA!!

Hasebe: *does some Priest duties*

Midare: *fights Hasebe*

O gaed... tbh.. that is creepy af.. i'm actually Catholic.. and horror movies about those stuff are just freaking creapy to me..

*Then there's Philippine horror..

Gokotai: i'm all alone.. *sigh* where's mommy?

Yasu: ．．．．．

Gokotai: i'm lonely... let's play!

Yasu: ．．．．．．．．．．

Gokotai: where are your parents?

Yasu: ... they're dead..

Gokotai: oh.. that's sad.. then, i'll be your friend!

Yasu: *holds Gokotai's hand*

Gokotai: *laughs*

Ichigo: *interupts* Gokotai! Stop playing with strangers!!

Gokotai: but we're friends!

Ichigo: that is a strange child!!

Yasu: *high pitch screeming* *hair is now messy af* you better run..

Both: *run for their lives* *then now at their home*

*light turns on and off..

*electricity suddenly goes out

*a sudden child with raspy voice sings in a hallway...

*Ichigo and Gokotai are the only ones in the house...

Ichigo went to a room where the sound might come from. As he looked... he saw... YASU THE GHOST OF A TORMENTED CHILD!!

Yasu: *spinning around*

Ichigo: *screaming* *runsaway*

Yasu: *took Ichigo and killed him*

Gokotai is now alone..

The hallway turned to red hue..

Yasu finally appears..

Yasu: ．．．．．let's.. play....

*then There's Thai horror..

Yoshiyuki: *panicing* Dude! Shishio's wife is a ghost!

Otegine: what?! No she's not! She appears alive to me!

Yoshiyuki: *stammering* BUT SHE'S A GHOST I SAY!!

Otegine: *looks at Namazuo* hmm... nope! She looks human to me!

Namazuo: *approaches them* what's going on..

Otegine: *laughs* He thinks you're a ghost! Ahaha!

Yoshiyuki: this is no laughing matter!!

Namazuo: *left them*

*later that night..

Yoshiyuki: hey, you guys remember? Namazuo actually died before..

Shishio: guys! Stop this! Namazuo is my wife! Not a ghost!

Yoshiyuki: i remember an old saying that if you look between your legs, you'll see the ghost!

Doudanuki: let's try then!

Them: *tried it* *actually saw Namazuo as a ghost*

Yoshiyuki: *panicing*

Otegine: THAT IS IT!! IM OUT!! *swam away... but drowned*

Doudanuki: NOOO!

Kuri: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?!

Yoshiyuki: *crying*

*then there's British horror..

Mitsutada: *having a heated yaoi with Tsurumaru*

*later..

Tsurumaru: *dead*

Mitsutada: *sucked his blood out*

Kogi: *gasp* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!? WHO ARE YOU!!?

Mitsutada: my Name is.... *fabulously threw his cape* DRACULA!!

*he later killed himself by sunbating...

*deep voice.. OH YEA..

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