Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Trip to the Mountains 9

Ok dudes. Let's just time skip since all they did was going to a haunted house and it is too tidious and a waste of time.
The swords don't have much time for their trip. Omg.

*now, they go to Hot springs

Iwatooshi: Takara...

Takara: yea bro?

Iwatooshi: can i request something?

Takara: i didn't bring my art stuff here sorry..

Iwatooshi: no! Its not that!

Takara: omahguh wat

Iwatooshi: can i atleast share with the others? Since like... i'm so lonely.. :(

Takara: do you even see me?

Iwatooshi: .......

Takara: ...... *points herself repeatedly*

Iwatooshi: ....Oh! Hi there! I didn't saw you... :D

Takara: *grumbles* i'm alonein my own bathe room. Do u realize that

Iwatooshi: awww... its ok. I'll share with you then. *hugs her from behind*
Takara: Omg! I don't want!! *blushing*
Iwatooshi: you hate me? D:

Takara: no.. it's just... i'm a girl... you're a dude...

Iwatooshi: so?

Takara: it's not right!

Iwatooshi: its fine... i know you're gonna share with Otegine.. its ok.

Takara: *pokes his forehead* oi! He's a dude! I value my purity!!

Iwatooshi: who should i share with D:

Takara: talk to the Oodachi and the Yari peeps

Iwatooshi: if they won't?

Takara: just do it

*a few moments later...

Iwatooshi: the Yari dudes are fine with it!! :D

Takara: *shakes his hand* congratulations.

*he later hangs out with them..

*later at Takara's place...

Takara: omg. They're so old... but they're still too noisy... feels like Highschool... *facepalm*

*the noises she hears*

Tsuru: Aayyy!! Dudes!! What do you call a three humped camel??

Jiji: i... don't...know...

Kousetsu: what.. do.. you... call.. a.. three humped... camel....?

Tsuru: Pregnant!! *lols hard*

Kousetsu: *slow laugh* ha...ha...ha...haaa.... xD

Tsuru: *stands up* *falls and makes a big splash*

Mitsutada: srsly dude!!

Hasebe: oi!! What's going on there!

Kuri: ssshhh... u don't need to be jelly.. u don't.

Takara: omg!! Tsuru! That's stealing!! That joke is from Zootopia!

Tsuru: o yea??

Takara: THATS ILLEGAL

Tsuru: THAT JOKE GAVE ME CANCER

Takara: CONGRATULATIONS

Tsuru: WHY ARE YOU CONGRATULATING ME!!? YOU'RE MY SANIWA!! YOU SHOULD CARE!!