Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Citadel stuff

Otegine: haha! Dane-chan, you're so mean!

Takara: thank you.

Yasu: Otegine, in your opinion.. who do you think her parents would be like in this citadel?

Otegine: you mean between us swords?

Yasu: yea.

Otegine: hmm... i think Kashuu's her mom and Dotanuki is her dad. Tho, i don't know why she's that tall xD

Takara: oh yea...? Could you explain that? -_-'

Otegine: Kashuu cause you're a little beauty concious like him. And well.. black and red... x3

Takara: wow...

Otegine: and Doudanuki cause you're always mad.. haha! And you're so hot headed... and a very violent fighter.... and well.. hot.

Takara: such description.

Otegine: c'mon! Don't be like that!

Takara: you chose this path. That's what matrimony means, dude! You can check out but you can never leave

Otegine: hotel California~

Takara: dude that song is illuminati..

Otegine: you brought it up.

Takara: i did not. Well.. i did.. but you sang it... you'll have nightmares tonight..

Otegine: ueegh-- you're so mean!

Takara: thank you for being so gullible Gine-kun.

Otegine: no, you're just really mean.. *pokes her cheeks*

Takara: could you stop...

Yasu: *calmly looking at them*

Otegine: meanie meanie meanie

Takara: dummy dummy dummy

Yasu: *slowly leaving them*

*later on..

Mitsutada: let's have a quiz of each other. What will make HIM happy?

Takara: easy... feed him..

Mitsutada: huh...

Takara: *gives Otegine big slice of cake*

Otegine: *happily eats cake*

Takara: *smile*

Mitsutada: okay... What will make HER happy?

Otegine: well... *flashlights his face* His head tumbled and tumbled, as it fell from the table. The smiling dog ate his head. Blood and organs flowed from his teeth. Beware of the smiling dog

Mitsutada: ......

Takara: *claps*

Mitsutada: YOU LIKED THAT!!? WTF THAT WAS CREEPY AS HECK!!? ARE YOU EFFIN WITH ME!!? WHO WOULD LIKE CREEPY AND GOREY STUFF LIKE THAT!!? UUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

*later that...

Takara: Urashima.

Urashima: yes, Dane-sama?

Takara: what if Boku no Tsuru happened?

Urashima: o gaed yes. I'd so watch all episodes..

Takara: what if.. Kebishi may cry?

Urashima: idk.. that would be either good or not...

Takara: Ofuda A live?

Urashima: hmm... idk.. that's for girls..