Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Trip to the mountains 7

The swords are now facing their fate of the horror game they are in

What shall be the fate of our sword heroes?

*star wars theme plays*

*room 1

Otegine: *shivering* what have i done to deserve this?

Tsuru: idk man. Idk.

Mitsutada: srsly pipol. I'm just fucking creeped out like you guys are!

Hori: and we should report how chicken we are ryt now. Thats sick.

Jiji: this is fucked up. We're fucked up

Mitsutada: onii-chan

Jiji: now you're fucked up.

Mitsutada: *loli tone* ONII-CHAN~!!

Jiji: *pewdiepie accent* NOW YER FUCKED UP

Otegine: srsly i can't believe you two.
My Goodness! *facepalm*

Tsuru: omg. You just said, "MY GOODNESS" omg.

Otegine: yea? So what?

Tsuru: today is like... 2016.... too old fashioned.

Hori: Tsuru your such a dickhead. Don't be so mean.

Mitsutada: um... you're

Hori: i don't care!!

Otegine: sorry... he's right... it's you're

Hori: WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON!?

Jiji: Aqours

Tsuru: U's

Mitsutada: civil war.

Hori: fucking shit guys. Fucking shit.

Otegine: i just realized that you are all tachi swords. And, both of us are others. OMG.

Hori: omg. Don't say it!

Otegine: Ot--

Hori: NO!

Otegine: Oth--

Hori: NO! GOD PLS NO!!

Otegine: Ottthhhhhhhhhheeeerrr----

Hori: NO! NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!

Otegine: nah i'm just kidding.

Hori: *sigh*

Otegine: others.

Hori: *explodes*

Jiji: *gasp*

Tsuru: WHY!?

Mitsutada: *soundless crying*

Tsuru: why you do that!?

Jiji: NO MORE!! NO MORE!!

Otegine: dudes.

Mitsutada: YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER IN LAW ANYMORE!!

Otegine: listen dude. She loves me... not.. YOU...

Mitsutada: *charges* THATS IT!!

Hori: *resurrects*

Tsuru: *throws a pie at his face*

Jiji: *holds Mitsutada down*

*rustle rustle

Hori: omg. You hear that?

*rustle rustle

Hori: Kane-san ;^;

Sadako: *appears and crawls to them*