Hotaru: Jiji...Jiji: hahaha~
Hotaru: what's that on your head?
Jiji: i don't know... hahaha~
Hotaru: .....
Jiji: but if you took them off, and not replace them, I'll explode
Hotaru: WHAT!?
Jiji: hahaha~
Hotaru: .... i don't believe you..
Jiji: hahaha~ cute child~
Hotaru: yoink! *pulls it off*
Jiji: ahahaha~ *explodes like a dandelion*
Hotaru: *gasp* o... nani nani....
*later that...
Hotaru: minna... *sob* i... I JUST KILLED JIJI!! ;-;
ALL: WHAT!!?
Juzu: horray
Kogi: *smacks him in the head*
Juzu: ow..
Kogi: y u happy
Juzu: he killed a rare sword.. and thats awesome..
Hotaru: DUDES WHAT SHOULD I DO
Kogi: wait... i'm a sob for losing my uke.. *crying* WHO AM I GONNA HAVE YAOI WITH NOW!!?
Ichigo: um... Naki?
Naki: *internally screaming*((yes))
Hotaru: DUDES JIJI JUST DIED
Yasu: was there blood?
Hotaru: huh? ;-;
Kashuu: Yasu.. y u ask that now..
Yasu: c'mon bro... i wanna know...
Hotaru: no... there were no blood.
Kasen: what...
Hotaru: i said there were no blood.
Kasen: ugh.. WERE?
Hotaru: what should i say?
Kasen: why 'were no blood' that sounds pathetic! Blood is an uncountable noun. Pathetic!
Hotaru: um...
Takara: o gawd... Kasen.. this is not the time for Grammar corrections!
Shishiou: *thumbs up*
Kasen: thou art liveth once
Takara: that's yolo..
Kasen: #yoloth.
Kane-san: don't say no to panda.
Juzu: i realized a new otp! Otegine x Takara!!
Mitsutada: .....new?
Juzu: in tekken, kuma is inlove with panda. For me, they are married! And in tekken ranbu, Takara the panda queen, and Otegine the bear are together!! OTP
Otegine: y does it take this long for you to realize..
Hotaru: GUYZ! JIJI IS DEAD
Mitsutada: it's fine. I'll be the new sexy old man
Kuri: yea! We get it You're hot! pls shut up.
Mitsutada: ur jelly cause I'm famous
Kuri: and what... i'm an exotic beauty?
Mitsutada: ..... *continues talking about how cool and sparkly he is*Kuri: can i slap you?
Takara: yes pls.
Kuri: she has my permission
Mitsutada: traitor
Takara: i was never on your side, Tony.
Mitsutada: why black widow why?Kuri: suck that ccp!
Takara: yea... what he said.
Mitsutada: why black widow anyway?
Takara: cause i'm all black and red. And i'm a widow. And... i do stuff like a spider... and and... i'm creepy af.
Mitsutada: you don't watch avengers..
Takara: i came for antman. And CicakmanKuri: You're from the Philippines... y do u know Cicakman?
Takara: oh please! I even know Pantsu-man, Cicak man, upin and ipin, boboboy, and etc.
Tsuru: how did you know Pantsu-man?! OvO
Takara: um...i'm talking to him..
Tsuru: (ㅎ.ㅎ )
Takara: tsss! Eat durian and be happy.
Kuri: right. Cause there's Durian in the Philippines...
Takara: cause there is.
Mitsutada: how does it tastes like?
Takara: depends on your taste buds. If you're picky, then you won't like it. But if you're awesome like me, you'll love it.
Mitsutada: ....i'll try next year
Takara: *whispers* loooossseeerrr
Hotaru: GUYS JIJI DIED
Yasu: there's no blood right?
Hotaru: yup. No blood.
Yasu: it's official. Jiji is either a balloon, a dandelion, a bubble, or Takara's pet rabbit.
Takara: how'd you know that? Only my old swords know that...
Yasu: cause Jiji's popped and he's gone. You make another Jiji... NOW
Takara: *smacks his head with a leak*
Kousetsu: *turned into an octopus*
All: WHAT!!?
Kousetsu: i will continue my journey to look for missing Jiji!
All: *waves goodbye to him*
*odds and ends plays
Kousetsu: *flying with his hair tenticles* *singing like Miku*
Sayo: i'll miss him forever
Souza: i won't.
Sayo: .... why...
-to be continued
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