Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Trip to the mountains 5

They are now having lunch at a nearby restaurant. Then, Takara took the opportunity to have a meeting.

Takara: okay.. Otegine and I had this meeting. And...

All: *listening*

Takara: we are going to a haunted house.

All: WHAT!!? *individualing reacting*

Shishiou: *headbangs the table*

Yasu: UNACCEPTABLE!!

Takara: dudes!!

Yoshiyuki: *screaming*

Ichigo: *crying with his brothers*

Mitsutada: Date Masamune!! I'll finally see you again!! *crying*

Takara: ....omg...

Jiji: *same with Shishiou* FOREVER YOUNG I WANNA BE FOREVR YOUNG

Kogi: *sips pineapple juice in straight 7 cups*

Juzu: calm down, Kogi.. *gives him more juice*

Takara: ......dudes...

Tonbo: *crying*

Doudanuki: *wears his helmet* *sings a national anthem*

Jirou: *counts Tarou's hair* he loves me... he loves me not...

Tarou: *sings a nursery rhyme*

Ugui: *hides under the table* MY MAMA DONT LIKE YOU BUT SHE LIKES EVERYONE ELSE. AND I NEVER LIKED TO ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG. AND IM SO CAUGHT UP OOKANEHIRA AND DIDN'T SEE WHATS GOING ON BUT NOW I KNOW. IM GONNA BE SLEEPING ALL MY OWN

Akashi: *joins him* CAUSE IF YOU LIKE THE WAY

Both: YOU LOOK THAT MUCH THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF.

Tsuru: *makes a house with tissue paper*

Takara: *shouts* SHUT IT!!

All: *stops reacting*

Takara: *sigh* this is just a part of the park we're going to.

Tsuru: omg. What...

Takara: we... are.. going.... to Universal studios...

All: *celebrates*

Takara: SO-- we are all going inside a haunted house in Universal studios so we can have the promo.

All: Awwwwwwww-- why....

Takara: I just said so... PROMO

Jiji: but--

Takara: no buts.. whether you like it or not. We are all going to the Haunted House.

All: *crying*

*later that.

They are all at the haunted house. The haunted house already gave a horrifying aura to them all....except Takara

Takara: omg!! *squealing* we're here!!
Jiji: i wanna go home.

Takara: not to worry! Cause if we made thru this, we'll have free tickets to other events and rides!

Kogi: free?

Takara: yes! Free!

Kogi: i see....

Takara: make us feel the splash kasaneta~

Urashima: hikari no contrast no amide
Both: *singing Free ending song*