Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Touken-talia!!

Imanotsurugi: hey hey, Iwa-nii, i wanna play~!

Gokotai: Aruji-sama! Aruji-sama!

Otegine: what are you making a spear do? -_- this is getting crazy like heck.. -_-'

Ichigo: draw a box, it's a citadel~!

Kuri: draw a box, it's a citadel~!

Kogi: draw a box, thats a citadel~!

All: Touken Ranbu!!

Jiji: aah~! A wonderful edo~

Tsuru: that can be seen in Master's pantsu~!

Jirou: *carrying sake* so now~ let's all have a toast~!

All: Touken Ranbu~!

Nendoroid Jiji : *jumps to the center*

*flash

Yoshiyuki: Alright dudes! Listen to me!! Today we are going to have the best front lines battles cause we are doing it my way!!

All: *snobbing*

Yoshiyuki: we're gonna use the biggest gun hero and shield us with an Uchiko to guide us all, cause BANG!!!

Jiji: hahaha~ yokikana yokikana~!

Ishi: i..

Hasebe: UNACCEPTABLE! ISHIKIRIMARU, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN AGREEING WITH THIS BAKA!!

Uguisumaru: yea.. Yoshiyuki, that idea is stupid and unrealistic..

Kasen: who cares~? The elegance is what we look for in every scenery we will undergo in out stages in life~! *roses everywhere*

Uguisumaru: *pinches him* no one asks you, dimwit!

Kasen: you wanna fight me, unelegant bafoon!!?

Kashuu: seriously, i don't get you! You are all so immature! I suggest you try my products instead!! *shows his handmade dangos*

Both: We don't wanna buy those!! *fighting*

Kashuu: huh.... ?

Yasu: is it for free?

Kashuu: course not..

Yoshiyuki: you dudes should stop fighting... really... agree that i'm the best gun with a sword ever!

Uguisumaru: no way, baka!

Kasen: guns are not elegant!

Tonbo: *getting angry*

All: *arguing*

Tonbo: EVERYONE SHUT UP!! WE ARE ALL SWORDS HERE! WHAT WE SHOULD DO NOW IS TO SHOW OUR STRONG DISCIPLINE AS SWORDS!! WE NEED TO LESSEN OUR CHIT CHATS AND FOCUS FOR OUR PLANS, WE HAVE MORE BATTLES TO GO THROUGH, DUMBKOPF!! Any opinions about this meeting?!!

??? : *raises hand*

Tonbo: yes, you!!

Jiji: *smile* PASTAAAAAA!!!

*trumpet playing

Jiji: Wonderful nippon!! The citadel's spinning!! Ahahaha~! *dances moderately*

Kogi: *dances moderately*

Tsuru: *dances like idek*

*beep

Doudanuki: harasho.. i'm not appreciated.... I KNOW!!

*then..

Kashuu: aiyah... the allies are so stupid.... i need to go home..

*1:30

Kashuu: i'm home~! Kashuu Kiyomitsu. The child beneath the river-- WHAAAA-!!

Doudanuki: *eating his snacks* *dresses up like him*

Kashuu: AIYAH!!! Y U HERE!!?

*then..

Kashuu: *hiding behind a wall*

Doudanuki: *eating*

Ishi: reave mai frendo aron! *ievan polkkas him*

Doudanuki: *pouting*

*beep

Mitsutada: haha~! I wanna make pasta~!!

Kuri: tch..

Mitsutada: this is my brother!! Say hi to my friend, Hasebe~!

Hasebe: hello, nice to meet you Shokudaikiri's brother..

Kuri: tch! Suck my balls you dumb meme fodder!

Hasebe: what?!

Mitsutada: oh no.. it's hug time!! *hugs Kuri tightly*

Kuri: *struggling* Would you stop it with your hug therapy!!

*beep

Souza: okay, oh and uh.. Tsuru.. i wish to give you these. You're in charge of taking care of these resources.. okay? *gives him ice cream*

Tsuru: huh!!? O boy! I love you bro!! *jumps to him* ICE CREAAAAAMMM!!

Souza: *trembling*

Tsuru: AAAAAA~ *fell on the ground* waaAaah!!

*later that, he got repaired for fatigue and severe damage.

*beep

A nice afternoon..

Takara: Mitsu-nii... i made you lunch. Let's have a picnic in this wonderful weather...

Mitsutada: okay..

*then...

Takara: what do you think about it?

Mitsutada: *eats a sandwich* well.. it tastes like sandwich..

Takara: *smile* you don't say...

*beep

Mitsutada: oh, wonderful lady, would you tell me what's your name~?

Yaman: i'm an ordinary lady that lives in Switzerland~! My house is on a mountaintop made of wood and stone~

Both: *waltzing*

Yaman: my house is on a mountaintop made of wood and stone~

Both: *dances happily* YA HO OTRALALALA~ YAHOHO TRALALALA~ YAHOHO TRALALALA~ YA HO OTRALALALA~ YA HO HO TRALALALA... YAHOHO!!

*goats flying everywhere

*beep

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