Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Failed Pickuplines 2

Shishiou: ugh...*nervous* ugh...

Otegine: whats up Shishiou?

Shishiou: the celieng? The sky? Idk!

Otegine: omg dat pun

Yoshiyuki: dudes. Shishiou needs advice. He's asking a girl out

Them: OOOOOOOH

Shishiou: okay! Okay!! Any of you dudes know how to ask a girl out?

Yaman: sure.. you talk to her.. then.. take her outside

Shishiou: :( thank you

Mitsutada: i got one! Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what...my bed has a room for two

Otegine: OMG PLS NO

Yoshiyuki: twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car~

Otegine: STOP IT

Kuri: hey i just met you, i think you're crazy. Take you to my room, give me a baby

Otegine: NOT YOU TOO

Kuri: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)feel it

Otegine: NOOOO!! *confused screaming*

Doudanuki: racoons may be small, but tonight you'll know something big.

Otegine: ACK STAHP

Yaman: row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily i can make you scream

Otegine: wat.

Yaman: ....

Yoshiyuki: i feel like you're slowly crossing to serial killer territory..

Yaman: Kamisama i hate myself

Shishiou: maybe Takara knows?

Otegine: ((if that'll stop their pickuplines.....then yes))

Shishiou: TAKARA!!

Takara: wut

Shishiou: *whispers le prob*

Takara: OOOOOOOH

Shishiou: what should i do?

Takara: take her out? You put her in a garbage bag... then.. throw her out..

Shishiou: *facepalm*

Yaman: *thumbs up*

Shishiou: you're a girl, what do you want?

Takara: well, it depends on what type of girl she is... is she petite?

Shishiou: what's that?

Takara: petite's a dessert. it's cute and sweet. If you're sleepin' with her you'll know how tasty it is

Them: OOOH!!! SHE WITH US

Shishiou: noo!

Otegine: who taught you that!?

Takara: lel ipm just kidding... is she petite or nah

Shishiou: i don't even know what that is

Takara: y'know.. dere dere.. miku hatsune-type

Shishiou: oh!! Yea, she is.

Takara: is she taller than you?

Shishiou: >:-(

Takara: is she or nah

Shishiou: nah!

Takara: oooookay... then, be sweet with her. Is she flat chested?

Shishiou: why are you asking that

Takara: answer my question

Shishiou: neither!!

Takara: fine! I ship you with her!!

Shishiou: oh.. th-thank you

Takara: what does she look like when you saw her?

Shishiou: Wearing cute flowery kimono. She's so cute *blush*

Takara: Ah! Easy! Just be sweet and friendly with her for a long time! Her physical features?

Shishiou: green eyes, black hair, and basically, flowers on her hair
Takara: aww.. sad news bro.. Horikawa owns that girl

Shishiou: WHAT!?

Takara: Yea... that's a saniwa... named Amari

Shishiou: *heartbroken*

Them: OOOOHH!!

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