One morning....In the citadel....
Jiji: *about to wake up* *suddenly sees Kogi* Kogitsunemaru? Why is he beside me?
*looks at his clothes* wait.... this is the old man's clothes... *stands up* *goes to the bathroom to see himself*
*sees himself* GAAAAOOO!!! this can't be!!!Until long story short, Everyone else got messed up.
Sada-chan: ok dudes. We are going to do something about this!!
Jiji: i don't look awesome anymore!!
Tarou: KAKAKAKAKAAKKAKAKA!!
Jirou: Ichi-nii, what should we do ;w;
Aoe: are you alright, Jiroutachi?
Jirou: we all messed up with other's bodies!! Atsu is right!! You really do fail-- even tho you're Aoe ryt now--
Souza: GAHAHHAHAHA!! ALL WILL FEAR ME ANYWAY
Sada-chan: omg. DUDES!! let's focus. No one's gonna know which is which unless you all introduce yerselves. OK START!!!
Shishiou: Mikazuki Munechika...
Uguisumaru: Kogitsunemaru~
Hotaru: Ishikirimaru--
Souza: Iwatooshi!
Mitsutada: Imanotsurugi!
Urashima: Juzumaru Tsunetsugu
Ichigo: Nikkari Aoe..
Sayo: *doing fox hands*
Sayo's orange: Nakigitsune!
Aoe: Ichigo Hitofuri
Jirou: Gokotai desu ;w;
Kuri: Midare Toushirou!
Tsuru: Atsu Toushirou!
Tonbo: Maeda Toushirou
Kousetsu: Hirano Toushirou
Yoshiyuki: Monoyoshi Sadamune
Nagasone: Gotou Toushirou
Yasu: Akita Toushirou
Hori: Hakata Toushirou
Hige: Shinano Toushirou
Kogi: Uguisumaru
Aizen: Akashi Kuniyuki
Ishi: Hotarumaru!! O-- nani nani?
Akashi: Aizen Kunitoshi Kenkaka MakaseROU!!
Kashuu: Tonbokiri
Hirano: Kousetsu Samonji......
Iwatooshi: Souza Samonji....
Naki: Sayo Samoji....
Imanotsurugi: Shokudaikri Mitsutada
Takara: Taikogane Sadamune!
Tonbo: *sassy* Kashuu Kiyomitsu
Akita: Yamatonokami Yasusada
Yaman: *flowers everywhere* Kasen Kanesada
Hachisuka: Izuminokami Kanesada
Monoyo: Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki!!
Kasen: *gloomy* Yamanbagiri Kunihiro...
Hakata: Horikawa Kunihiro!
Tarou: YAMABUSHI KUNIHIRO!!
Midare: Ookurikara....
Fudou: Heshikiri Hasebe~....
Otegine: Doudanuki Masakuni...
Atsu: Tsurumaru Kuninaga
Kakaka: Taroutachi
Gokotai: *drunk* Jiroutachi~!!
Doudanuki: Otegine.
Sada-chan: Saibankannokami Takara Kishimoto.....
All: .....this is too messed up...
Sada-chan: ok dudes... probably we should just relax and probably get use to this.
Takara: HAHAHHA!! Micchan!! Micchan! I have BEEWWWWBBBS!!
Sada-chan: NANDATO!!? *chases him*
Doudanuki: great... i'm here in this dude...
Otegine: shhhh....
Doudanuki: Takara-chan!! Wait!!
Jiji: i don't want to be like this forevs..
Aizen: welp... i'm in this brat so...
Akashi: haha!! I'm the adult now!!
Ishi: i'm still an oodachi... bleeh...
Sada-chan: *came back with Takara* is it just me? Or is it that Yasu just got more Yandere....
Akita: Okita-kun.....
Sada-chan: ....hey dudes?
Imanotsurugi: you still got thick eyebrows tho.
Sada-chan: shut up!! You're a shota ryt now!!
Imanotsurugi: THAT IS AN INSULT!!
Sada-chan: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE
Doudanuki: dudes. Stop fighting
Imanotsurugi: its ok bruh. She's Chun Li in a gothic saniwa. But today, it's not gonna be that way.
Doudanuki: ugh....
Takara: Micchan!! It feels great to be taller than Tanuki King!
Otegine: oi!! I am not-- but well-- i can't tell--
Takara: MICCHAN!! THE TANUKI OMG AND THEN THE BEAR
Doudanuki: i am so hurt... ;w; why do you have to be in her body ;w;
Otegine: *strangles her* why you little--
Takara: MICCHAN!!
Imanotsurugi: OMG SADA-CHAN!!
Sada-chan: omg. I could so imagine myself...
Doudanuki: pls stop that ;A;
Sada-chan: *kicks Otegine*
Otegine: *dodges* Aruji-dono!!
Sada-chan: gurrrrr!!
Otegine: what's wrong? Why are you angry?
Sada-chan: you're strangling my body!! Duh!!
Otegine: i'm sorry ;A;
Sada-chan: *facepalm* omg Doudanuki...omg..
Midare: idk care anyway. I still don't want people...
Kasen: same here....
Gi: *so drunk and keeps drinking mor
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