Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

TKRB in a nutshell

You: it worked! My time machine worked!

Kebishi: *squished you*

You: *ded*

Kebishi: i'm a stegosaurus.

*beep

Hasebe: oh no, i spilled my milk..

Mitsutada: YOU KILLED US ALL!!

Hasebe: noooo! *drowns*

*beep

Kane-san: why won't this damn fax machine work!!?

Armor ball: *glows like a saiyan* FEED ME EFFORT!!

Kane-san: *smile*

*beep

Tarou: you know who's gay...?

Jirou: .....

Tarou: .....you... *smile*

Jirou: *stabs him*

Tarou: *bleeding* oh c'mon!

*beep

Mitsutada: hey kids! I brought you some cookies!

Tantous: *jumping while shouting*

Sayo: i like trains..

Them: *pokerface*

Sayo: *gets destroyed by the train*

*beep

Ryu : you're leavin' me?!

Dane : sorry, Ryu... i met a REAL man!!

Otegine: yea, bae! I'm real man! You wanna go skateboards?

*beep

Mitsutada: Dane-chan! I love you!!

Takara: but i love Otegine.

Otegine: *hugs her from behind*

Mitsutada: I gave you a goldfish!

Takara: *smiles to Otegine* he gave me a cookie..

Otegine: *smile*

Mitsutada: oh... a cookie, huh?

*beep

Mitsutada: i'm bringing sexy back~

Tsuru: *fangirling*

Mitsutada: i give up..

*beep

Yoshiyuki : hello! My name's Mutsunokami!

Mutsunokami : hello! My name's Yoshiyuki!

Yoshiyuki: i didn't know how to speak!

Mutsunokami: i didn't know how to speak!

Yoshiyuki: i'm wearing clean underwear!

Mutsunokami: no, you're not!

Yoshiyuki: you got me!!

Both: gahahahahahahahah ooohuu!!

*beep

Kashuu: *taking a selfie*

Okita: *goes behind him*

Kashuu: *sees Okita in his selfie* *turns to him*

Okita: *smile*

Kashuu: *attacks him* YOU RUINED MY SELFIE!!!

*beep

Yagen: if you text me, and i reply, and if you don't reply to ny respond... *cracking*ILL GO AND FIND YOU!! HAAAH