Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

the reason why people hates Tsuru.

Tsuru: hey dudes! Imma prank swords and random people today!! And today, i will be a killer clown!!
*clown laugh* let's get started!!

*beep*

Midare: *walking with flowers*

Tsuru: *hides*

Midare: *same*

Tsuru: *pounces* *holds an axe* *clown laugh*

Midare: AAAAGH!! *drops the flowers* *runs as fast as he can* CLOWN!! CLOWN!! AAAAGHHHHH!!

*beep*

Gokotai: *playing with a clover leaf*

Tsuru: *holds a big mallet* *hides behind him*

Gokotai: la~la~la~

Tsuru: *clown laugh*

Gokotai: huh? *turns around*

Tsuru: *like a psycho clone thats gonna kill Gokotai*

Gokotai: *screaming and crying* *runs* *tripped*

Tsuru: *chases him* *clown laugh*

Gokotai: *rolls away out of fear*

Tsuru: *chases him anyway*

*beep*

Yoshiyuki: *eating potatoes* *walking*

Tsuru: *walking towards him*

Yoshiyuki: *tries ignoring him*

Tsuru: *holds a chainsaw*

Yoshiyuki: who are you!?

Tsuru: VRRROOOOOOM!! *chainsaw activate*

Yoshiyuki: fucking shit.

Tsuru: *chases him* *clown laugh*

Yoshiyuki: *throws the potato at him* *runs as fast as he can*

Tsuru: *chases him*

*beep*

Takara: *sitting* *planning on what to paint* *staring at the blank canvas*

Tsuru: *echoed clown laugh*

Takara: *shocked* *looks around* *continues what she's doing*

Tsuru: *does it again*

Takara: *ignores it*

Tsuru: *pounces**clown laugh* I KILL YOU!! AHAHAHAHA

Takara: AAAAAGH!!! *smashes the canvas at his head*

Tsuru: *pretends to not feel the pain* HAHAHAHAHAAA

Takara: *runs with her Rosary*

Tsuru: *chases her*

Takara: *throws a chair at him*

Tsuru: *dodges* *clown laugh*

Takara: *crying**looks for a weapon*

Tsuru: *getting closer*

Takara: *kicks him in the face*

Tsuru: *got hit* THAT HURT!! AHAHAHA

Takara: FUCKING SHIT!!

Tsuru: *gets her by her feet* *drags her*

Takara: *clawing and pulling the grass* *crying* *high pitch screaming*
Tsuru: Ahahahah!!

Takara: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!

*beep*

Jiji: *relaxing*

Tsuru: *walks towards Jiji with a chainsaw*

Jiji: *nervous breakdown* *shaking of fear* *bubbles on his mouth*

Tsuru: *clown laugh* *smashes the fake head*

Jiji: *collapsed* *eyes turned white*

Tsuru: ........

*beep*

*baby noises*

Otegine: what's that...

Doudanuki: a kid?

Tonbo: *sees a blanket where a baby could be* there!!

Yaman: why did they leave the baby all alone?

Shishiou: that's irresponsible.

Tsuru: *gets to the baby* ssssh...

Them: *jaw drop*

Doudanuki: no! Don't touch the baby

Otegine: *knees are shaking*

Tsuru: *chainsaw activate*

Them: *slowly backing away*

Tsuru: *steps on the baby* *clown laugh* *blood everywhere*

Them: NO!! *crying cause baby*

Tsuru: *chases them* *clown laugh*

Them: *runs away*

*dead end*

Them: *looks at the clown*

Tsuru: *near to them*

Shishiou and Doudanuki: *runs to the left*

Tonbo and Yaman: *runs to the right*

Otegine: *doesn't know what to do*

Tsuru: *looking directly at him*

Otegine: AAAGH!! *runs with Shishiou*

*beep*

Tsuru: *in an ice cream booth* *fake ice cream man killed* *blood everywhere*

Mitsutada: *looking for Pokemon*

Tsuru: *waits for Mitsutada to get closer*

Mitsutada: *shocked* omg.

Tsuru: hi...

Mitsutada: *slowly backing away*

Tsuru: you want my ice cream?

Mitsutada: No!!

Tsuru: *wrecks his ice cream booth with an axe* WHY DON'T YOU WANT MY ICE CREAM!!?

Mitsutada: *runs away*

Tsuru: *clown laugh* *chases him*

*beep*

Hasebe: *walking alone* *uses flashlight*

*noise in the bushes*

Hasebe: *checks it out*

Tsuru: *smiling at him* *pounces*

Hasebe: *runs away* *mad flashlight *
Tsuru: *chases him*

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