Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Spin the Bottle 2!!

Hasebe: okay! This time, we'll be having Dane-sama with us!

Takara: *penguin accent* hello~

Hasebe: she'll be joining our game!

Kogi: yea.. i can see that..

Hasebe: okay.. it was Ichigo's last turn before. So, go ahead Ichigo!

Ichigo: Bankai!

Aizen: Bankai!

Takara: this must be fun..

Kogi: wait.. Author-sama, i think Otegine should be the one giving instructions...isn't he Secretary.

Otegine: *yawning* o gawd..

Takara: nah.. Hasebe's party leader.
Jiji: why was he assigned as party leader, Dane-sama?

Takara: cause he gonna throw a party... he the party thrower.

Jiji: why did i ask.... -_-

Takara: let's start now.

Hasebe: okay.

Ichigo: Bankai!! *spins bottle* *lands on Yagen*

Yagen: did you did that on purpose?
Ichigo: noe.

Takara: ehem... Rukia x Ichigo..

Ichigo: pls dont.

Takara: pls yesn't.

Ichigo: -_-... truth or dare?

Yagen: um... dare...

Takara: why? -_-

Yagen: cause, i'm an Odate boyiii

Takara: okah bruh.

Ichigo: i dare you to speak like you're high on Helium.

Yagen: *sings like constipated Len*
Ichigo: *clap clap*

Yagen: *spins bottle* *lands on Atsushi*

Takara: otp.

Jiji: pls stop xD

Takara: admit it!! You ship it too!!

Jiji: yes! Yes i do! Don't ruin the ship!! Repair it!!

Takara: i don't do KanColle, broder..

Jiji: NYYYAANG BANZAI

Takara: ueh.. you pervy grandpa.

Yagen: urgh.. truth or dare?

Atsu: truth.

Yagen: why are you the only Awataguchi with long shorts?

Atsu: imagine if i had shorts like you then..

Yagen: *imagines*

Atsu: well?

Yagen: you look so shota..

Atsu: which is why..

Yagen: meh.

Atsu: *spins bottle* *lands on Takara*

Takara: o my...

All: *celebrates*

Takara: wtf bros.

Hasebe: YOU'RE SO LUCKY!! SO LUCKY!! AAAAACK

Mitsutada: *crying*

Tsuru: ask for pantsu!! Pantsu!!

Takara: *readies fist*

Atsu: truth or dare?

Takara: *puts her fist down* umm.. i'm smart enough to pick a truth..