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Film Viewing

The first time Takara held a film -viewing in the citadel 

Imanotsurugi: i'm so excited!!

Iwatooshi: why? 

Imanotsurugi: Aruji-dono is gonna show us a cool video!!

Iwatooshi: really?

Imanotsurugi: yea!!

*later that...

Hori: it's time!! Are you excited, Kane-san!!

Kane-san: yes. Yes i am.

Shishiou: i'm not convinced if the movie is not as cool as i am.

Uguisumaru: whatevs bro.

Shishiou: *growls* 

Uguisumaru: *angry eagle sounds*

Hirano: omg. Stop. Ichi-nii do Something

Ichigo: i am just a strawberry. Waiting to be eaten...

Hirano: you failed.

Takara: okay dudes!! Lets start this shit, shall we??

All: *applauses*

Takara: *starts video*

All: .............. *jaw drop*

Mitsutada: what the heck is this

Yoshiyuki: who's the dude?

Doudanuki: yea. Judging with the flowers and rainbows, he's probably gay.

Jiji: he's Simon Cowell.

Kogi: why do you know him 

Jiji: he's judge of American Idol.

Takara: *feeling proud* yes...yes he is... you actually got Something right.. very good, Munejiji...very good

Jiji: *old man laugh*

Shishiou: and then he failed again

Jiji: *cough cough* Shishiou... *cough*

Shishiou: *irish accent* here's yaer apple sauce mi gramfather *gives him the apple sauce*

Jiji: *irish accent* thank you, mi beautiful gramson

Takara: omg. *goes to Kakaka* tell me a bedtime story,poppa

Kakaka: i'm afraid, poppa's busy, daughter

Takara: *sparkly eyes* sing me a lullaby

Kakaka: *sings Inuyasha ending song*
Takara: omg. What was that.

Kakaka: daughter don't be a spoiled child and APPRECIATION

Takara: INUYASHA IS A DEAD ANIME

Kakaka: SO IS BARAKAMON

Takara: BARAKAMON HAS SEASON 2 POPPA

Kakaka: I DON'T CARE!! SAILOR MOON HAS A NEW ADAPTATION

Takara: EWEEEE!! SAILOR MOON!! YOU WATCH SAILOR MOIN POPPA

Kakaka: YES DAUGHTER!! YES!! SAILOR MERCURY IS YOUR TRUE MOTHER!!

Takara: *gasp* SAILOR MAKE-UP!!

Kakaka: BY THE POWER OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!

Takara: YOU CAN'T PUNISH ME

Kakaka: OH YES I CAN