Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

There is no forever </3

This is a famous phrase when it comes to love and relationship in my country. In our language, we say it as "walang forever" . It's basically just some crack about making fun of relationships that didn't last like in their promises, "Our love will last forever". So, which is why, Filipinos make fun of ended relationships by saying, "walang forever". Ofcourse, Everyone pretty much knows the reason why there is no 'forever'

Sorry in advance tho if this chapter is basically all about that garbage xD

Skip it or don't read it if you think you hate it xD

Takara: i wana smith some random dude right now... *smiths*

*and then...

???: I am of the late Ieyasu Tokugawa. When he died, i was buried with him. Now i have unlimited spiritual powers!!

Takara: wow. That's cool.

???: YES IT IS BABY!!

Takara: wow. Can you make people bleed their guts out of their eyeballs? *making that stupid face* (( ●▽●)

???: gurl. You are nuts like nuts

Takara: Kashuu's not around. Come again later... *points refinery*

???: No! You can't do that!! I just got here!! D:

Takara: *pushing him to the furnace* country homes~ take me home~ to the place~ where i belong~ West Virginia~ mountain momma~ take me home~ country road~

???: atleast sing a different song!!

Takara: have you ever heard the Wolf cried in a blue cold moon~? Can you tell me why the bob cat grin? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain~

???: can you paint with all the colours of the wind~

Takara: you know it?

???: yes i do. ((●ﾟνﾟ)

Takara: huh......

???: *smile*

Takara: POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS!!

???: *glances at his right*

Takara: GO AHEAD

???: *glances at his left*

Takara: *evil grin* MAKE YOUR CHOICE!! *walks around holding an uchiko* IM A VERY BUSY WOMAN AND I FORGOT ALL THE LYRICS I JUST GOT ONE THING!! YOUR VOICE!!

???: *dramatic gasp*

Takara: POOR UNFORTUNATE--

???: TELL EVERYBODY IM ON MY WAY!

Takara: *gasp*

???: new friends and new places to see

Takara: *sings it with him*

???: *having Disney musical with her*

*after hours of musical, disney, and opera*

Takara: what are you called?

???: idk... a three humped camel?

Takara: PREGNANT!! HAHAHA!! xD

???: haha xD i'm called as Sohaya no Tsurugi

Takara: ooooooh... flashy name...

Sohaya: thanks. What about you?

Takara: Saibankannokami Takara Kishimoto.

Sohaya: whoa..... calm down there...

Takara: hahaha xD

Sohaya: i'll just call you... Kishi-chan!!