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Akashi: *complaining*

Aizen: ..... *blink blink*

Akashi: *rolling*

Aizen: i don't know you...

Akashi: *confused lazy screeming*

Aizen: no...

Akashi: where's Hotaru?

Aizen: you dumbass, he just went to the front lines 5 minutes ago!

Akashi: if i'm a dumbass, then you're a flatass..

Aizen: i don't give a shit. I'm not a dumbass...

Akashi: don't return to this citadel until you learned to be as cute as Hotaru...

Aizen: you gonna die.

Akashi: *lazily flips the bird*

Aizen: *slowly exits*

*later

Akashi: *groans* *turns on TV*

TV: *nba channel* Lebron james fell!! Oh!! What a game!!

Akashi: *switch channel*

Tv: *news channel* This is CNN news. Thank you.

Akashi: boooooooorrrinnnnnngg *switch channel*

Tv: *animal channel* *fish breathing*

Akashi: ......................

Tv: *fish is still breathing*

Akashi: ................

Tv: *fish farted* *fish opens mouth* *fish awkwardly does awkward stuff*

Akashi: weird... *switch channel*

Tv: Welcome to shop tv.

Akashi: .....

Tv: are you sick and tired of hard beds, that makes you sleep badly?

Akashi: .......!

Tv: do you have enough of those back aches you have everytime you sleep?

Akashi: well, not to mention, there's headaches too..

Tv: do you want to experience the most pampered sleep EVERYDAY?!

Akashi: well yes! Tho, Takara-sama has the queen bed... so unfair..

Tv: THE SUFFERING IS OVER!! INTRODUCING THE NEW SLEEPWORTH PORTABLE SLEEPING FUTON!!

Akashi: ..... it looks boring as ever!

Tv: SLEEPWORTH SLEEPING FUTON HAS SPECIAL MEMORY FOAM THAT KEEPS ANY SLEEPING POSITION YOU HAVE MAKING IT FEEL COMFORTABLE FOR YOU!! YES YOU!!

Akashi: interesting...

Tv: WE HAVE MANY WITNESSES! Yes. Sleepworth memory futon is very comfortable. I'm already 85 years old. And i'm tired of those back aches i get when waking up. And now that i used the sleepworth futon, everyday is a happy day! Ahahaha~

Akashi: wow! That's nice!

Tv: it get's even better!! WE HAVE SPECIAL OFFERS TO OFFER YOU FOR A BETTER SLEEP! CALL US NOW AND WE'LL GIVE YOU THIS AMAZING MEMORY PILLOW JUST FOR FREE IF YOU CALL US NOW!!

Akashi: oh wait! I know that pillow! It's the microfiber pillow!

Tv: And you'll have this futon not for 500 yen, not 300 yen but 130 yen only!

Akashi: *squealing*

Tv: CALL US NOW AT 817-7000! THIS IS HSN

Akashi: *squealing* *rushingly calls the network*

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