In Drummer Heaven

Bugging The Guards

Tommy convinced me to come on tour with him until the end of May while Dani and Jade fly back to Los Angeles. I'll go and meet up with them in a couple of weeks but for now I get to watch my husband do what he loves. In all honesty I'm excited to be on tour with Crüe, Dani likes to call it a honeymoon plus three idiots. Nikki and Vince are so excited for me to be on tour with them (I hope you heard the sarcasm). I mean they were complaining before we even left Greece about Tommy and I having sex and shit like that.

My time is almost up to tour with them now and we just landed in London. The boys don't have a concert here until tomorrow so we have today to do whatever we want. Our manager suggests that Nikki, Tommy, Mick, and Vince all sleep so they're ready for their concert but somehow I don't see that happening.

I roll over in bed and directly into Tommy, he laughs and pulls me closer to him. I bury my face in the crook of his neck and wrap my arms around his chest.

"You're mine." I mumble and he laughs.

"Possessive are we?" He asks with a laugh and I smile.

"Yup." I state. "I mean I'm kinda married to you."

"Thank god for that." Tommy says quietly as his hands trail down my back.

He lays back on his back pulling me up on his chest. I smile and kiss his chin making him smile again.

"I kinda love you, Tommy Lee." I smile and he laughs.

"I'd hope so, I mean married you." Tommy says.

"Really? I thought you married Nikki." I laugh.

"We would make a cute couple." He jokes and plays with my hair. "I kinda have a thing for redheads though."

"I guess I fit that mould." I admit and he smiles.

"You are the mould, baby." Tommy tells me and I smile. "It's just you that I'm obsessed with. Not your red hair or your blue eyes or your amazing body, I'm obsessed with your laugh and your smile and your passion and everything little thing about you, Darcy."

"I love you so much, Tommy." I say and kiss his lips.

There is no other person on this planet I'd rather be with. Tommy isn't just my husband, I mean he's my best friend. We can be complete and utter idiots together but we can have deep and meaningful conversations. Everything is just perfect with Tommy.

"What do you want to do today?" Tommy asks.

"You need to sleep according to our manager." I remind him.

"But that's boring." He complains and I sigh. "Babe, I don't wanna sleep all day I want to have fun because you leave in a little less than a week."

"Well what do you want to do today?" I ask him and he lights up.

"I want to get lost." Tommy admits and I look at him confused. "Let's get dressed and I'll show you."

Within an hour I knew exactly what my husband was talking about. Tommy literally wanted to get lost. We literally just wandered around London before hoping into a cab and going wherever they wanted to take us.

"You're crazy, you know that right?" I ask as Tommy watches out the window.

"If I'm crazy then what the hell are you?" He asks with a laugh and turns to face me making me smile.

"Senile." I smirk and he laughs then kisses my lips.

The cab stops and we pay the cabbie before getting out. I look around and rack my brain, I think we're at Buckingham Palace but I'm really not sure. Tommy grabs my hand and starts to walk towards the building.

We get up to the fence and there's one of the Queen's Guards guarding the gate. I look through the fence at the building but my husband is more interested in the guard. I think he's trying to get as close to the guard as possible before getting hit or shot or arrested.

"Tommy." I hiss and try pull him back closer to me.

"Darcy." He mocks and pulls me into him.

I collide with his side making Tommy laugh before turning back to the guard.

"Hey, what happens when you have to piss?" Tommy asks the guard.

"Tommy, come on, he's trying to work." I remind him but he ignores me.

"Do you think my wife is hot?" He asks the guard. "My wife is really fucking hot, man."

"Tommy!" I hiss as my face burns red and he laughs.

"She's shy." Tommy tells the guard. "Do you like Mötley Crüe? Dude, it's a really important question."

"You're going to get us in trouble." I tell my husband.

"Darcy, it's going to be fine." He promises me and I roll my eyes. "Don't roll your eyes at me." He jokes and I smile. "Dude, is that hat hot? I mean it's like summer, don't you have summer uniforms?"

"Tommy, come on. Let this poor guy work." I say and pull against his arm.

"Okay, babe." He promises me and looks back at the guard. "Good talk, man." Tommy laughs.

We start to walk away from the palace and Tommy moves his arm so it's wrapped around my shoulders and drawing me into his side. He kisses my temple and I smile up at him.

"The first time we were here Nikki and I gave those guards hell without meaning to." He explains. "Mick told us to cut it out and we didn't listen and some police officer told us to stop before we got in shit."

"How am I not surprised?" I ask and he grins.

"Because we're all assholes." Tommy reminds me.

"Maybe that's why I like all you guys." I guess with a laugh.

"Yeah you're as much as an asshole as we are." He says and I grin.

"We'll be assholes together." I say and he kisses my lips quickly.

"Sounds perfect." Tommy admits.