5Weird Facts Challenge.

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Okay so I was nominated by this Lovely, ZartasTommo.... I'm really sorry hun for doing it so late, Was Caught up with a few things and shit....

Also I apollogize for not Updating for sooooo Long, Ik I suck ass at it. I'M SORRYYY FOR BEING SO TERRIBLE!

So here we go, 5 Random, Weirdest facts about me (not that any of y'all care lmaooo)

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5Weird FACTS about me :V

1) Laughing at serious moments.

Okay, SO WHAT? I have no control over my laughter whatsoever! It's even more worse when times are serious!!! I could be failing all my classes and you would still find me laughing my ass out and having a good time, not givin a single fuck about life.

I mean, there was this one time when two people just involved me in their fight and suddenly, like an Idiot I started laughing on their faces. And one of them just gave me the most dirtiest look they ever could and I still laughed. Yeah I'm that kind of a jerk.

2) Making up impossible Scenarios in my head.

Okay, I don't know if you guys do it, But I always end up doing it. A LOT!

There are always times when I imagine what I'm gonna say to that person once he/she says that specific word/sentence. Its a like a pre-prepared script inside my mind and if that person doesn't say what I had in my mind, I GET HELLA FRUSTRATED!!!!

For some odd reason, I sometimes even catch myself mouthing these dialogues, I don't know and as a bonus I even make weird facial expressions, pre-planning my emotions as well, dafuqqqqqq. I clearly just don't imagine it, I PERFORM IT!
Lol. How many actually do that?

I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE EVEN IF YOU DONT ADMIT IT AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

3) Collection of strangest facts.

Okay, So I have this weird habit of... I don't know becoming FRICKIN ALBERT EINSTIEN at night. So, Just to let you know, I know the most randomest, Useless of facts. Like for an instance, Did you know on Uranus it rains DIAMONDS? HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! It also happens on Saturn and Jupiter.

4) Sarcastic as F

So just like my laughter, I can never control my sarcasm. I have REALLY REALLY, REALLY tried to not let it happen but damn, Mind of mine.

*Nudge* *Nudge* See what I did there? See? *Winks* 😂

So a few people say they hate me for that (They're just that dumb. Sigh.)

I mean, I've reached that point of my life when I'm not even being sarcastic anymore. I just say what I feel (generally mean shit) and that goddamn voice and facial expression of mine makes people think I'm being sarcastic when I'm REALLY NOT LMAOOOOO.

5) I HEART Banannas!

NOT THOSE TYPE OF BANANAS YA DIRTY MINDED FREAK!

I realllly love bananas (FRUIT). And yes I'm a Harry girl and this gives me an Upper Edge, Like bow down Peasants, Your queen is here! Jk. Ily guys!!

SHORT STROY? -----

>> So there was this one banana eating contest where two people had to battle against each other in a given time limit. Whoever eats the most, Wins. I know ya'll must have got this one by now. I ACTUALLY WON THE CONTEST. I reached the final level and had like 20 Bananas in 3 minutes. EVEN THO I was against this rough and tough guy and nearly half the crowd cheered for him and Why? Because he was a guy and he ought to win. Boys. Pfft. I love breaking their childish man egos.

As I reached the end of those three minutes, I already my 21st banana in my hand, Ready to peel it naked and eat it while this tough guy was literally choking and throwing up (like gagging and banana mash coming out his mouth and shit cuz he thought fast eating and stuffing 5 bananas at once was the way to go, heh. dumb fuck) on his 11th Banana.

A really weird story but that just completed my 5 fact story. GOLD STORY if you ask me but whatever😂😂

I CHALLENGE EVERYONE READING THIS TO CONTINUE THIS CHALLENGE CUZ WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Have fun!! xx

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