I was adopted by... who?! (A Team Crafted fan fiction)

Gay or European?

((Ok, The song is from Legally Blond Musical. Ty's gonna be European in this.. ok? This chapter will be funny. Also, It will have Skylox! XD This should be fun! Also, there is no POV in this chapter. And this is a real chapter!))

Max was confused. "Is Ty gay..?" She thought. She called the rest of Team crafted and asked them if they wanted to come over. Jason deiced to stay in the living room. When he got back, Max looked at him. "Is Ty gay..?" She asked. Jason shrugged. "I don't know.." Ty and Adam walked in right at that moment. "Hey guys!" Ty said. "Hi.." They replied. Adam walked upstairs. Ty shrugged and plugged in his headphones into his phone and listened to music.

Max:
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

 Jason:
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?

 Jerome:
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.

 Ally:
Look at his silk translucent socks.

 Jason:
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

 Max:
What are we seeing?

 Jason:
Is he gay?

  Al&Max:
Of course he's gay.

 Jason:
Or European?

All:
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

 Adam walked downstairs for a moment. Everyone turned to look at him.

Adam:
Well, hey don't look at me.

He turned around and walked back upstairs.

 Bodil:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

All:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

 Max:
Oh please.

All:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

 Husky:
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All:
Is he gay or European?
or

Ashley:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work. (On Youtube)
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

 Max:
Is automatically-radically

 Jason:
Ironically chronically

 Ally:
Certainly pertin'tly

 Ian:
Genetically medically

All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Ty smiled at his phone. The group walked behind him and saw it was a picture of a girl.

DAMNIT!

 Gay or European?

 Ally:
So stylish and relaxed.

All:
Is he gay or European?

Seto:
 I think his chest is waxed.

 Mitch:
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

 Ashley:
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

All:
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

 Bodul:
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

 Jason:
The floor is yours.

Bodil tapped Ty on the shoulder. Ty turned around.

Emmett:
So, Ty.. You've been friends with Adam for..?
 

 Ty:
 10 years. (Just guessing).

 Bodil:
And your full name is...?

 Ty:
 Ty Michel Lox.

Bodil:
And your boyfriend is...?

 Ty:
 Adam

Everyone gasped.

Ty:
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Adam is my best friend.

Adam stroms into the room.

 Adam:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I can't hid it from them anymore!
You guys!
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.

 Ty:
I'm straight!

Adam walkes closer to Ty and smirks, pulling him close.

Adam:
You were not yesterday!

Everyone gasped. Ty looked down and blushed.

Adam:
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

All:
And European!

 Adam:
He's gay!

All:
And European!

 Adam:
He's gay!

All:
And European and Gay!

 Ty:
Fine okay I'm gay! And me and Adam are dating!

All:
Hooray!

Everyone walked up to the couple and hugged. "I knew it!" Ally said. She turned to Ashley and held out her hand. Ashley sighed and handed her $20. Ty blushed. "You guys made a bet that we were dating?!" Sky said. "Yup!" Ally said. Ty sighed. "How'd did you know..?" Ty asked. He looked at Jason. "I didn't tell them!" Jason said. "I knew it! Jason was hiding something!" Mitch said. "How'd Jason know??" Max asked. Ty blushed. "He sorta.. say us... uh.." "I saw them kissing!" Jason said. "Aww!" Max&Ally said together. Ty and Adam blushed.

((I had to write this! XD))