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The Qs of Life

I should seriously stop writing these entries at 4 in the morning. . . .

Anyways.

People ask me a lot of weird questions and they would want me to answer them.

So I thought how about I write these questions here and truthfully answer them?

There are some answers I would never actually say to them, so by writing the questions here; they wouldn't know it's me.

By the way, what you're about to read is legit questions people have asked me. I'm not making this up.

My answers will be mostly sarcastic, because HELLO; It is my first language and I can't NOT answer sarcastically to a stupid question.

On with the show!

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If you were a guy for a day, what would you do?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing, because I don't wanna be a guy. I enjoy being a girl, and I really am grateful for being one. Guys are too complicated for me.

Rich and ugly or poor and beautiful?

I don't believe in society's perception of ugliness and beauty, because fuck society. I'd wanna be rich tho...

How do you usually start a conversation with someone?

Uh, by saying "hello"?? (I honestly don't get this question.)

Who was the last person you thought of before going to sleep?

Certainly not you who asked this creepy question. (Like I would tell if I were)

(Asked by a girl) If  I was a guy, would you fuck me?

Bitch, no. You're my friend and all, but no. You're not someone I'd date or fuck, even if you were the hottest specimen on earth.

I don't have a type. I don't do types. But you're definitely not on the possibility list.

Buy me dinner at least!

(Asked by a guy) You're a girl? But how are you so smart?

WHAT KIND OF IDEA DO YOU HAVE ON THE FEMALE SPECIES?!

We have brains, just like every guy in the planet. Although, I highly doubt it after this question.

What's the color of your eyes?

You'd think this is some person who's getting to know me online or by texting me. But no. This question was asked by someone who was literally inches away from me while making direct eye contact with me.

I can't......I just can't.

Do you know the intense pain you get when you're on your period?

Umm, I'm a girl. So yeah, I'd know.

You don't eat beef or seafood? So you're vegan, right?

I eat chicken. I drink milk. So yeah, of course I'm a "vegan".

Doesn't writing become boring at some point for you?

Absolutely! That explains why I keep doing it, and why I feel no joy towards it.

*please note the sarcasm.*

Why do you study? You like being a nerd?

Dude, you for real? Just because I study does not mean that I'm a nerd (even though I am).

I study because I want to pass school, you dimwit. Don't you?

Why are you single? Don't you get lonely?

Hmmm.

Why would I feel lonely if being single is something I choose to be?

What do you see when you close your eyes?

My soul.

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I don't really remember much of the questions, cuz they're a lot.

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I am losing faith in humanity, I swear.