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My Awesome Unicorn

There are things that I can't say in poetry.

So I'm going to ramble here!

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Whose idea was this again?

*all fingers point at me*

Figures.

Anyways. I'm going to talk about how my mind works. That's the whole reason for this thing.

I'm gonna talk about what most people say "pessimism."

They tell me I'm pessimistic.

Here's the thing, I'm not. It's the thoughts that I choose to blurt out.

"What in the world does that mean?"

Well, I have an open mind about everything, basically. I'm an over-thinker, I think of everything and it's annoying. My thoughts can be pessimistic, optimistic, and realistic.

I simply choose whichever suits the situation.

I'm optimistic about going to a Taylor Swift concert someday! She is bae.

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I LOVE TAY TAY!!

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One time, I was arguing with a friend. They told me I was pessimistic about everything and anything, while I argued that I'm a realist.

Then they said "reality is horrible, so pessimism and realism are basically the same thing."

They were half right. Reality sucks, but they're not the same. There's a thin line that separates both, and a few know of it.

THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS!

People think that anything that doesn't seem optimistic to them is pessimistic. They don't care if it's true or not. If it sounds horrible, you're being pessimistic.

Life can be horrible! It's okay to be a pessimist about things. Or you can accept life that it is equally good and bad, then you're a realist.

Maybe what most see as a dream is a nightmare to me.

Like seeing prince charming on a white horse and will sweep you off your feet.

*shudder*

That's a freakin nightmare! What if prince charming turns out to be an axe murderer?

Besides! I don't need to get swept away in an imaginary horse. I can get an awesome unicorn and he's gonna watch me fly away, making him look like a pathetic asshole with a boring horse.

I HAVE A UNICORN! BEAT THAT JERK CHARMING!

Sorry, got a bit too carried away :D

Anyways!

And what they see as a nightmare is a dream to me.

Like moving away to another country that your family doesn't live in.

I'd be free!

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Please don't tell my family about this.

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SCREW EVERYONE WHO SAYS I CAN'T THINK OPTIMISTICALLY.

I just like to voice out what is true to me. Don't get offended if it sounds too horrendous for your taste, that's how I THINK.

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Thank you for bearing my idiocy :)

Read ya later!