Jay, the Blue Ninja's Blog 2

Killer or Donaldlet?

"Everyone fight!"

"Just because you have the fake beard, Kai, doesn't mean you can act Sensei!"

"It's just a fake beard, Kai!"

"Yeah! You have to fight too!"

"Agreed."

So, yesterday. We opened presents. Kai was mostly surprised on what he got. Especially from Lloyd. He got a beard. A fake beard. And now he's wearing it, while he is supposed to be training with us!

Oh and we are still doing that surprise party for Zane tonight. I am so excited! 

Anyway...the beard is driving us crazy.

"Nobody can disagree with the beard!"

Oh, yeah?

"Well, the beard doesn't mean anything!" Protested Lloyd.

"Except that you are old..." Cole explained.

I agreed. "Yeah and oldness means that you are..." I trailed off searching for the word I was going to use. "How do you say it? Oldery? elders?"

"Elderly?"

"Yeah thanks, Zaney!" I slapped him heartily on the back.

"Nuh-uh! It's means your wise and smart!" Kai shook his head vigorously.

Cole disagreed with Kai. "Nooooooooooo!"

Nice dramatic affect Coley-boy.

Lloyd raised his eyebrow cocked his head. "Uh...they both mean the same thing, Kai."

"Stupidity, suits Kai more." Zane said quietly to me.

I chuckled. "Yeah, stupid and elderly!"

We both laughed evilly.

"Well, Sensei says he is the wisest!"

"My uncle is the wisest!"

"Yeah, he is the wisest!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"But, I have the beard!" Kai explained sitting up straighter on his 'Sensei mat' which is just a bathroom towel. "Now get training you lazy bums!"

"Well, are you gonna train Kai?" Lloyd asked.

"I know the answer to that!" Cole waved his hand in the air. "No! Because he is a Sensei."

Someone is taking the wrong side.

I started to grumble. "Kai deserves a kick in the head."

"Unmmm not really?" Zane said.

"DON'T TOUCH THE HEAD THAT HOLDS THE BEARD!"

Cole burst out laughing at this while Lloyd rolled his eyes.

"He deserves a kick in the face!"

"Maybe I am too awesome for that!"

Lloyd who was across the room, by a dummy, started to choke.

"Cough, caff, cough."

Cole answered, "In your dreams, Kai."

"Cough, caff, cough!"

"Umm guys I think Lloyd's actually choking..." Kai trailed off glancing at the green ninja. 

Cole rolled his eyes, "we know that hothead..wait LLOYD!?" Cole started to panic.